* WAT YOU SAY *

* To start off my Sunday morn'n when I went out to do my duties,I saw a TURTLE in our garden :>/ He was a purrty BIG one,NOT the 'lil ones I'm use to seeing in our yard - I went up to sniff'em an all I got was NO TURTLE HEAD :>/ GOSH ! Wat happen to his head ? It was there a minute ago :>/ I pawed at his house he lives in,but...He woodn't come out to play with me :>/ I BARKED at him but...He never say a sound :>/ I never knew he lived in our Garden,Mommy says he has a moving home,Hummmm...so, I guess he can live where ever he wants to :>/ I sure hope he stays a while before he moves from our Garden,Mommy watered him with our water hose an then all of a sudden he came out of his home :>) I jumped backwards 'cause when he came out an saw me he let out a BIG HISSSSS'ES ! GOSH ! WAT HE SAY ??? Mommy tapped him on he's house an DANG ! He was ready to PLAY ! He SNAPPED at mommy's water hose an then mommy GRABBED me up FAST ! She then saw it was a SNAP'N TURTLE,We call'em LOGGER-HEADS in TEXAS :>/ Mommy says he was looking for wa-wa 'cause its so hot & dry here,when he heard me BARK an mommy tapping on his house with the water hose,BOY ! Did he get MAD ! He went after tha wa-wa really FAST ! Sierra came running up an mommy said "Its time for us to go inside an let the TURTLE get a drink an move on to another place to live" :>( GOSH ! I was hoping he could stay with us an play awhile,but....Mommy said he woodn't play nice with us like tha 'lil Turtles do,He wood of took our 'lil HEADS right OFF our 'lil bodies ! So with that barked,Me & Sierra sure was ready to go inside an I truly feel we have had a " BLESSED " SUNDAY *

* TO ALL MY PAW PALS ~ I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A " BLESSED " SUNDAY *
later, Mojo

* BED AND'DUH BATH *

* Got up this morn'n only to find out its BED & BATH DAY at my house :-) I LV tha WA-WA ! My blankies & beds are getting a bath TOO :>) I just no mommy is going to get those nail thingies out 'cause I see her looking for'em :>/ I don't mind tha nail thingie to much, there's just always something else I wood rather do :>/ Guess after all the bathing is done I'll snuggle up with Sierra an mommy to watch a movie - Not much going on here except BAKING IN TEXAS ! GOSH ! It was 103' this morn'n at 11:ooam and now its 107'at 2:00pm - GOSH ! ALMIGHTY IS IT HOT ! Mommy PLEAZZZZZ ! Run my bath Wa-Wa KOOL !
later, Mojo

* BIRTHDAY HANG~AROUND *

* WHEWWWWW ! I'm glad my Birthday is gone,Mommy & Daddy almost KIZZ'ezt the life right out'a me ALL DAY LONG ! I got plum DIZZY over all the KIZZ'EZ - I got a bite of my Birthday carrot cake(NOT ON MY DANG DIET,Ya'no) an a new Paw collar hidden in a new sweater for this winter,if winter ever gets to my house this year :-/ Its going to be another HOT one today 107' :-( I'm so sick of all this HEAT ! Daddy came in with another one of his crazy Hot Weather in Texas quotes, He said, A friend of his said he killed a Mosquito last night that was carrying a Canteen :-/ M! GOSHHH ! I'll be HAPPY when he runs out'a those quotes he coming in with - Mommy & Sierra just ignor'em so that leaves me to have to listen to'em :-/ WATEVER ! makes U happy,Daddy,I'll give it a SMILE :-) later,Mojo

* TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY ! *

* WOO-OOOOOO ! HOO-OOOOOO ! Its my BIRTHDAY TODAY !

I smell CARROT CAKE an see some Prezziez !

Mommy says now I can get a discount on stuff 'cause I'm 9 yrs. 'ol an considered a SENIOR CITIZEN DAWG :-/ She said it was called a SENIOR CITIZEN'S DISCOUNT :-/ HUMMMMM, SERIOUSLY,I don't care wat its called ! WELL YAY ! ALL RIGHT'EE THEN ! FURGET THA CAKE ! LETS GO SHOPPING ! BOL !!!!
later,Mojo

* FIRE HYDRANT - vs- DAWG *

* WELL ! Wat can I BARK today ? Here it is ! ITS STILL HOTTTT in TEXAS ! DUH ! Its 103'@ 2:30 pm today - DANG ! I will be so HAPPY when I can go outside for more than a POTTY ! GOSH ! I'm afraid I'm go'n to come down with Couch Sores if I don't get out'a this house ! I get to go swimming in our pool,but I have to wait till almost dark an by then an after supper I'm to tired to swim ! Heck ! I'm ready for bed'ee time after that - I heard daddy say just this week his friend, in Bryan County, saw a Fire Hydrant Bribing a Dawg ! WHEW ! That is HOT in TEXAS ! I don't think mommy heard him,she was watching her movie - Daddy's lucky,'cause if mommy had of heard him, he wood have been called POO Head again or something to that matter - Sometimes my daddy just doesn't no when to STOP ! BOL !
later,Mojo

* HOME GROWN BOILED EGGS *

* O ! How I wish it wood RAIN SOON ! All those poor chickens laying Hard Boiled Eggs in Texas in all this awful heat, I bet their 'lil to-to's is ah'FIRE ! I sure am glad I don't have to lay eggs :-) I couldn't stand that heat back there under my tail where no anything is to wonder :-/ I can't deal with my Dr.Vet an her temp stick much less HEAT back there, DUH ! - Mommy says Daddy is full of poo saying that about those poor chickens an their eggs, I guess that means he needs to go out to potty,I Duh'no,I just no he does go outside a lot, but.... not sure if its to potty,tho :-/ I bet the Farmers wish their chickens wood lay'em hard boiled tho,I duh'no,I no I don't like eggs anyway - Looks like its another Snuggle with my A/C,Snack & a Movie day for me, GOSH ! DANG ! IT ! Mommy says NO WENNIE SNACKS TODAY ! I wish Sierra could bark her into it,tho - Its even to Hot to go out an swim in our pool,Mommy says we will this evening ~ DANG IT ! I was hoping for a mid-morn'n swim & a Paw Massage :-) later,Mojo

* DID THA WENNIE FAIRY COME LAST NIGHT ? *

* DUHHH ! NOPE ! NO WENNIE FAIRY ! Sierra got that Diary thingie today! I should of known there was something going on for mommy to be handing out WENNIE TREATS this morn'n 'cause WENNIES ain't on my DANG DIET ! GEEZZZZ ! I didn't think our Diaries were getting out there :-/ HUMMM ! But... Mommy just keeps typing on through them so I guess its working ,Or at least some of tha time - Anyway, Its back to 100's this week in Texas an I'm staying under my A/C till a Norther comes to my Town - The rain I got didn't last long enough an my dirt just drank it all up, wat there was to drank,A hole drop or two woodn't be enough for me to drink but... my dirt an dust liked it,my dead grass didn't care 'cause its dead :-/ Got'a go see if Sierra has another Wennie bit to share with me,She gets kind'a stingy'ee when it comes to treats an she nose them Wennies ain't on my DANG DIET ! later, Mojo

* AWWWWWWW ! THE RAIN HAS COME *

* Its so SWEET to smell the RAIN on Dry Dirt & Grass !
I went out to do my duty & it was WET ! BOL ! I almost didn't no wat to do :-/
I sniffed around some & it wasn't hard to find a Dry spot,tho - We need so much more of tha wet stuff,by the Bucket Full's if possible - THANK U ! LORD !
I saw a 'lil rabbit in our yard,I guess he was getting a much needed drink off of the grass that was wet - I got HISSSED at by the "TWISTED KITTIES " from down my road, They was digging in my yard to potty & I ran them off BOL ! Sierra is going to be mad at me,'cause She LV'S Kitty Turds,but.... Mommy will be so-ooooo very PROUD of me ! BOL ! Mommy doesn't like the Kitty Poo in our yard at all - She says Sierra is going to start meowing if she keeps that bad habit up BOL ! HECK ! I smell it,BUT... I ain't go'n to EAT it ! WOOD U ? NAAAA ! Me EITHER ! BOL ! *
later,Mojo

* A PAWSOME NORTHER *

* Hope DOGSTER got rid of ALL tha FLEAS.BUT... I think they missed a few,I've been trying to Post my Diary for days - GOSH ! Dogster sure has a BAD BATCH of'em - Anyway,
WOO-OOOO ! HOO-OOOO ! Its so-oooooo very nice & KOOL today !
66' this morn'n & from 88'-89' of a morn'n for the past 40 days this is SWEET !!!!
I'm going outside to sniff around, that's something I haven't done in WEEKS ! I just hope I don't get to much dust up my 'lil nose ! BOL ! My purrty green grass is crunchy & my dirt has turned into dust - I was PRAYING for rain,BUT... I didn't get any,The clouds were nice & the NORTHER was PAWTASSTIC ! It made my tail tuck & that made me RUN in tha North WIND ! It felt so good I could have ran a mile,BUT... my 'lil short legs woodn't let me so I just ran circles around Sierra instead - Got'a go RUN IN THA WIND ! later,Mojo

* IT'S TO HOT IN TEXAS ! *

* GEEEZZZZ ! Its so HOT in TEXAS that the Farmer's are watering their chickens with ice cubes so they won't lay boiled eggs ! NOW THAT'S HOTTTTTTT ! BOL ! I went out with Sierra this morn'n @ 4:30am to potty & it feels like its 90' already - The humidity is so THICK U could cut it with a knife - We just keep PAW PRAYERS for rain going up & hopefully we'll get some soon - I'm just going to be Summer Lazy & nap in tha KOOL ! BOL ! To HOTTTTT ! to do anything fun outside - I will be so-oooooo HAPPY when this HEAT WAVE crashes into some DARK CLOUDS ! BOL !
All U Paw Pals stay KOOL & be SAFE ! later, Mojo