Jounral of a Jedi in the Form of a Little Dog

I've decided to continue Operation Cats-Be-Gone after all

March 1st 2008 8:39 pm
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The following is sung to the tune of "Do Your Ears Hang Low?":
"Does your tail wag slow? Can you make it stop and go? Can you tie it in a knot, can you tie it in a bow? Can you throw it over your shoulder like a continental soldier? Does your tail wag slow?

Do your ears stand high? Can you make them swat a fly? Can you wave them in the breeze like te leaves across the trees? Can you make them touch your shoulder like a dog biscuit holder? Do your ears stand high?"

You know, I've been studying cats. And the data I've been getting is fascinating! Here's some of what I have learned:
MYTH: Cats are stupid.

Actually, cats are really smart. In fact, studies have shown that they show a demonic'like intelligence.

MYTH: All cats run from dogs.

Most do, but a few will scratch you instead.

 
 

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