Jounral of a Jedi in the Form of a Little Dog

T'was the Night Before Jesus Came

December 25th 2007 6:38 am
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NOTE: Now I don't remember this word for word and I'm know I'll mess it up, but just please read it. My humans heard this in church on Sunday.

T'was the Night Before Christmas
And all through the house,
Not a creature was praying,
Not even a mouse.
The Bibles were laid on a shelf without care
The kids were in bed without saying a prayer,
In hopes that Jesus would never come there.
Ma was watching TV
And I was asleep in my chair.
Suddenly, there was a flash
I ran to the window and threw up the sash.
Jesus had come back just as He said!
I saw Jesus in the sky with his Book of Life.
I could not help but cry as he searched for my name...
"It isn't here", he said after looking through his Book.
I hung my head in shame.
Then with a shout and a blow of the Archangel's horn,
The saved left the earth and went back with Jesus to Heaven.
We had missed the 2nd coming of the the Lord Jesus Christ.
THE END


Merry Christmas!
Luke 2:10-12
...for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy which shall be to all people.
And this shall be a sign unto you, ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger.


JESUS IS THE REASON FOR THE SEASON!

A SPECIAL MESSAGE JUST FOR YOU: If something ever happens where millions of people disappear, then you can be sure that I went with them. So if a bunch of people suddenly disappear out of their clothes and you don't see me on here except on my page, then you know what happened. You don't want to be left behind, believe me. All you have to do to prevent that is to believe that Jesus died on the cross and rose again three days later, believe that He can save you, and ask him to come into your heart and take away your sin so you can be with Him someday. It doesn't matter what words you use to do this, just as long as you mean them.
Have a Merry Christmas!!!

 
 

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