November 28th 2011 12:21 pm
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First Child has two kittehs, a big Mr. Kitteh an a little Sebastian kitty kitteh. Mom did take me to First Child's place to make pals wif the kittehs. I was very nice to them, but they din wanna play wif me so much.
Mr. Kitteh said hello an then when I tried to sniff him, he ran an hid in the baffroom. I don like baffrooms cuz of baffs, so I din go in there after him.
Sebastian is smaller an fluffier. In fact, she is so fluffy it's not possible for me to describe it. Her back goes up like a troll bridge in the air an her fur sticks out evfurrywhere. And you should hear the noises Sebastian makes! I never knew kittehs knew so many bad words!
Sebastian would not come near me no way, no how. She hid in the corner under the piano bench an kept yellin' out pawsonal remarks at me, which was not very nice seein' as I din do nuthin' to her. Mom said Sebastian was jus scared. I dunno. I can be fearsome for sure. I guess I don always recognizate my own powerful fizzeek an what an impresshun this can have on smaller aminals. No wonder the sqwerlz allus run away from me!
Buddy Boy...hate to tell ya but kitties can be real Royal Pains!
Old Precious who is now sharing the house with me...likes to get me all excited,then won't play and just blows me off!
She makes lots of extra work for Gma with all her hairs flying all over.... Gma hates any kind of hair hanging on stuff...
Those 25-30 kitties outside are eating Gma out of house and home....Most of them are afraid of me....All I want to do is play...I'm not that Big why are they so Stupid???????
Yeah, I live with 3 cats. I've never heard so much bad language!BOL Think I was missing something!
OMD, Buddy! Kitties r jus' bad nues all 'wound in my 'pinion.
Obbiouswy yur time at da gym r payin' off :D
Lexie says kittehs are jus bad too. I dunno. I'm jus tryin' to have an open mind. Lexie said I mus be suckseedin' cuz it fell out somewhere. Hunh?