Vet Trip Disguised as Nice Walk

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March 5th 2011 9:06 am
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Mom took me out in the van and we got out and went for a walk. As soon as I stopped by a tree and did my poo, Mom gathered it up so carefully and we turned right around and there was the vet's office! How did she do that?

I had Dr. Kaiser, jus like my pal Kaiser, only she is a people not a pup and she wears a stretherscope 'round her neck. I also got to go into the "cat exam room", exam room 1, but no other rooms were open. It smelled funny in there an' all the posters on the walls showed cat worms 'stead a dog worms and stuff like that.

Turns out I din need no poo sample. Mom was jus bein' prepared like a good girl scout. Mom showed Dr. Kaiser my lips, right by my canine teef (I thought they was all canine teef) that hang down over my lower lip a bit. Dr. K said I have some kinda dermy tightus wif saliva and stuff. She gave us some (I gotta look at the label, jus a sec)

Malaseb pledgets

to clean my lip spots wif. They are s'posed to take care of bactirria and even fun gus. Fun gus sounds likes fun, but Mom said no. Dr. K said I don have fun gus anyway, but I have a

condition

that can be treated, but not cured. Some pups get it bad, all over the lips and stuff, and then it is called an automobile immune thingy. I don haf that. Mom jus has to help me clean my lips on those spots two times a day. She tol me I have to let her do this to me and not put up a fuss. I don fuss. Fuss is for girls.

Mom also had them trim my nails. I don let Mom trim my nails so good. I hates it. That was sneaky of her to have them do it. They tag-teamed me and got it down right away. I din have time to fuss. Oh, yeah. I don fuss. Fuss is for girls.

Mom was happy cuz Dr. K din charge anythin' to look at my lips. She only charged for the nail trim and even gave us free medicine samples to start us off. That was a good deal, 'cept I couldda done wifout the nail trim to begin wif.

Now where's my treat?

Barked by: Fizzy (Dogster Member)

March 5th 2011 at 9:44 am

Yeah you DEFINITELY need a treat for that, Buddy! But I'm glad you'll be ok!

Barked by: Mini Mischief (Dogster Member)

March 5th 2011 at 9:48 am

oh dear! You were sneaked right into that vet's office, you had no chance! Glad you don't have the Fun Gus, and glad your vet didn't charge for the cream. That was furry nice of her!

Barked by: Zaidie (Dogster Member)

March 5th 2011 at 10:18 am

Yur bet r PAWSUM!! An' I r gwad yu du nod hab sum kinda carmune fun Gus an' 'terias an' bad junk, Buddy!
Yu kno' dat I wood NEBER waff at yu, wite??? An' I also fink yu shood NOD wead Wexie's diawy dis day!! Tu much eye stwain an' stuff!

Barked by: Buddy Grau (Dogster Member)

March 5th 2011 at 12:23 pm

You think I shoud take it easy today, Z-pup? You might have a point. I do feel like a nap. Lexie usually doesn't talk 'bout interestin' stuff anyway.

Barked by: HarleyDavidson THD, CGC (Dogster Member)

March 6th 2011 at 2:44 pm

Buddy, be sure and let your momma put the medicine stuffy on your lips and then look real sad and then get your treats!

Barked by: HarleyDavidson THD, CGC (Dogster Member)

March 6th 2011 at 2:44 pm

Buddy, be sure and let your momma put the medicine stuffy on your lips and then look real sad and then get your treats!

Barked by: Buddy Grau (Dogster Member)

March 7th 2011 at 8:48 am

This is crazy. I only got 'bout three treats, plus a couple more, yesterday. I'm sure I should be gettin' more than that! I'll try the sad look, HD.

Barked by: Baron Von Skeebo (Dogster Member)

March 7th 2011 at 9:39 am

Man oh man, your mommy is sneaky getting you in the vet like that. My mommy doesn't ever tell me that's where I'm going.She just tells me I get to go bye bye and next thing I know, we're at Dr Thompson's. Last time she sneaked me in, I got a SHOT! Hope your mouth gets better wif those wipes..I think the mommy needs to give you more treats.I got mine trained and I get one every time I go out and potty.