February 21st 2011 10:12 pm
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Today - oops - Yesterday was Mom's birfday. She got lots of treats and pressies. The kids made her breakfast of woofles, toast, eggs and coffee. Then when Mom got home from class, the kids were still here cuz of the hollyday that is Mom's birfday (and some dead presidents) so they made her dinner, too! The house smelled like chocolate all day cuz they made her a chocolate cake wif chocolate goo all over it. It smelled really good, but we din get any. Not even Lexie the super sneaky snack sneaker!
Then the brown guy came to the door and delivered a pressie. Mom has a friend who works in a place that makes chocolate. I know! Can you belief that?! In the box was a shoe MADE OUTTA CHOCOLATE! Can you belief that?! It was a high heel shoe outta chocolate wif more little chocolates inside'a it! It is amazin'! Mom put it up high where no one can get it but her.
Humans are crazy sometimes. Who would think'a makin' a shoe outta chocolate? Who would think'a puttin' it on a high shelf and not eatin' it all at once right away?!
Mom took both Lexie and me for a walk tonight in the snow. Mom kept sayin' how pretty it was. I peed on it, all over. It was great.
Buddy, did you know the dead presidents also wore wigs?
When they were alive, I mean.
I don't know how much fun the wigs would be to play with, but I think I could take the buckles off of all their shoes without too many problems.
Oh, and Happy Birthday to yer mom, too.
Whoa. Really? I din know that. I think I could unbuckle 'em, too - BOL!
Chocolate AND a shoe?! My mommy would still be starin' at it and takin' bites offa it!
I think it's dangerus to combine Mom's favorite food and favorite thing in one thing like that. She could get too 'cited an' have an accident! 'Course then she might drop the shoe an' we could have at it. That part would be good. Lexie says that then the other shoe would drop and that part would be bad. Lexie is weird.