Buddy's Beat

Squirrel Squad

January 17th 2011 7:04 pm
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It is my duty as a member of the O-fficial Squirrel Squad to protect our yard from vermin and I do my best. I watch at the low window by the stairs all day long and I bark my head off at the slightest sign of the enemy. I run very fast and I jump really high and I bark explotives at those nasty, cheeky rodents.

Now there is winter duty. I have signed on with the Super Snowy Squirrel Squad for three months. I can't count more than three, so I am allowed to reup after those three months. I can reup three times. Then I have to talk to Mom or Lexie to figure out what's next, but I'm not gon worry 'bout that yet. Lexie says I won even remember anyway. "Remember what?," I asked her. Then she accidentamally smacked her very own paw into her very own head!

She is no longer fit for the Squirrel Squad cuz of her disability, but she got an honorable discharge cuz it was not her fault that she went blind. I think if it's your own fault, like if you did an Eddypuss thing or somethin', then maybe you wouldn't get a treat or nuthin', but I am only guessin'. I am not takin' any chances. I am watchin' carefully out the window at every moment, 'ceptin' when I am nappin' or playin' wif my toys or cuddlin' wif Mom. Or goin' potty or on a walk. Or at Oma and Opa's house. Or eatin'. Or maybe watchin' Mom eat.

 
Barked by: Fizzy (Dogster Member)

January 17th 2011 at 7:52 pm

Good job, Buddy!!!
Barked by: HarleyDavidson THD, CGC (Dogster Member)

January 18th 2011 at 4:17 am

Keep up the good work Buddy!
Barked by: Amazing Grace (Dogster Member)

January 19th 2011 at 10:32 am

Pawtastic Job,Buddy! Keep those squirrels in line!!! I'm on the Pesty Bunny Squad up here!
bbbbuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrr...-13 at noon!(raw temp.) Just said, another Alberta Clipper by Sundown... I had to poke my Nose out just to make sure it was as Cold as Gma said. The sun is out, so it totally FOOLED me. xoxoxox mazy
Barked by: Buddy Grau (Dogster Member)

January 19th 2011 at 5:23 pm

I dunno, but that little dash in front of a temperature thingy is not good. We were in the low 20s today, but going down to single digit highs by Friday. I think that means cold cold cold, but still not as cold as you! Brrrrrr - keep warm!

 

Buddy Grau


 

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