Buddy's Beat

Mom's purse and stuff like dat

December 15th 2010 10:34 am
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Lexie made Mom so mad yesterday. Jus recently Lexie decided that Mom's purse was a good place to rifle thru for treats. I think it started out wif the Ricola cought drops that Mom used to have in there. Lexie sniffed those out a couple weeks ago and ate them all. Mom was mad, but thought that was the end of it. Then the next day Lexie did it again! She found one last cough drop and ate that, strewing all Mom's pawsonal purse stuff all over the place. Mom got mad all over again and hung her purse up high where my sisfur and I couldn't get it.

Then one day Mom forgot and left her purse on the couch. She went out wif jus her little pocky purse and came home to find her big purse emptied out again! Mom was mad at Lexie all over again, but also mad at herself for leavin' her purse on the couch.

Then yesterday Mom did it yet again. I think Mom needs treats to 'member these things, jus like I (pretend) to need a treat to 'member stuff. Anyway, Mom got home from an errand and her purse was on the floor wif all the stuff spread all over the livin' room! When Mom saw the empty gum wrappers and somethin' called Ibooproofens in a little baggie on the floor wif teeth marks in 'em, she said summa those really loud, funny words that I don hear so often. She got the wrinkles on the face and Lexie got all slinky and small and hid under the kitchen table, but not like usual when there is food on top of it.

You think Mom will 'member from now on? The purse is up way high again. Oh, and Mom says to tell you Lexie din eat any of the proofen thingies, but it made Mom scared. Mom took all the proofens and put them away in a cupboard. For bein' so smart and all, Lexie can be really not smart sometimes.

 
Barked by: Bella (Dogster Member)

December 15th 2010 at 12:21 pm

OMD! That Lexie gots a good sniffers huh?! I'm glad she didn't get hold of that poofen stuffs. Aren't it funny when mom's get mads at us fur doing those kind of thingies?? I laughs when mom tells me to stop trying to catch the lizards. BOL!! When she don't look I go after thems again!
Barked by: Buddy Grau (Dogster Member)

December 15th 2010 at 12:30 pm

You are lucky you got lizards! Mom tried to catch one for me when she was in Floriday last month, but they was too fast for her - BOL! I think you are S'POSED to be catchin' lizards! That's what lizards is for!
Barked by: Wendy G

December 15th 2010 at 12:49 pm

Why dem alwayz ged mad at us pupses when dem make da mistake in da furst pwace?? *shakes LWD head*
I r gwad Wexie dint eat da pwoofens, doe ♥
Da stess ob da season r makin' our Mommas cwazee AN' nutzo :(
Barked by: Lexie (Dogster Member)

December 15th 2010 at 12:59 pm

Ibuprofen doesn't even taste good. Why would I eat that? (Mom said not to joke about it. She is very stressed!)
Barked by: Fizzy (Dogster Member)

December 15th 2010 at 2:13 pm

Aw, well, see Buddy, when your Momma gets to a certain age (like eleventy bajillion years old, like my Momma) they start to get the forgetfulness disease, so she can't really help it. I hear chocolate really helps with this. So maybe you should find some and give it to your Momma. But don't YOU eat any. It's bad for us pups!
Barked by: Sydney angel (Dogster Member)

December 15th 2010 at 4:04 pm

Well ya know when you lose your sight, your sniffers kicks in even more, so you find all the good stuff no matter where it is!
Barked by: Greta Grace (Dogster Member)

December 15th 2010 at 6:39 pm

Mom's purse is da jackpot! There's always goodies in there! My mom has learned (I think) to keep her stuff put up. I have ransacked her purse many times!
Barked by: HarleyDavidson THD, CGC (Dogster Member)

December 15th 2010 at 7:08 pm

Lexie, you gots to be careful with that sniffer of yours. I do agree tho, the momma's get forgetful and STRESSED this time of the year. DO NOT EAT PILLS!!!!!
Barked by: Buddy Grau (Dogster Member)

December 16th 2010 at 5:23 am

Did somepup say chocolate? Mom got all excited when I tol her that! BOL!

 

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