December 7th 2010 9:08 pm
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I heard Mom say we were gonna have Frosty Paws tonight because of Lexie's Gotcha Day. I was so 'cited! I could hardly stop thinkin' 'bout it all day long. I love the Frosty Paws. That little cup of frozen deliciousiosity. Oh, boy!
Mom worked around the house today, on her 'puter and stuff like that. She took a break and hung up Christmas socks on the wall. How weird is that? Lexie said they are stockings, not socks, but I have eyes and I can see they are jus big socks. Mom put stuff in them, stuff that looked like candy and smelled like I am right about it bein' candy. Lexie said yesterday was St. Nick's, but the kids are at Dad's house and won be here 'til tomorrow so Mom asked St. Nick to come back today so they will have stuff when they get home from school. St. Nick must be 'comodatin' and he also must be really super sneaky cuz I never saw him drop off those goodies.
Anyway, Mom pounded nails into the very walls between the kitchen and the livin' room and hung up those big socks wif the goodies in 'em. Lexie got up on the couch near the socks and was pawing at the wall to try and reach those things all the way round the corner. Mom heard her and came out and called her a pig! Then she shoved the couch further away, just in case the Piggy were to somehow either get a hold of a sock or hurt herself in the process. Lexie musta figured those treats was her due, bein' her Gotcha Day and all.
Then Mom ran some errands and when she got back home she found the contents of her purse spread out on the foodton. Well, she left it lying around and we both remember those tasty Ricola cough drops that used to be in the side pocket. What does she expect? Anyway, you're not hearin' this from me, but it was Lexie who did the purse raidin', not ME. I did sniff the stuff, but she's the one who was 'sponsible for all the mess.
And Mom sure was mad when she came home and saw that! Mom said some words I haven't heard in a long time. Maybe even a couple I don remember ever hearin' before! She said them in a mad way, too. And then the worst of all, we din get our Frosty Paws! I tol Lexie it was her fault for that. She jus stuck her tongue out at me when Mom wasn't lookin'. Phooey. Stinky piggy sister. Mom'll prolly forget all 'bout it and we'll get our Frosty Paws tomorrow, but if we don, I'm gonna hafta have words wif the Pig. Grrrrrr!
now see, that's just not fair! You were promised Frosty Paws! The inhumanity!!!
Izzy r wite!! Dat r NOD FAIR!! Ged wif da pwogwam, Mom ob Buddy an' Wexie!!
Greta is a purse-raider, too! She will even remove da heavy wallet to get juss what she wants. Gum, candy, cough drops, chocolates, doesn't matter! Mom feels like she's been mugged after Greta gets into her purse coz all da contents are all over da floor!
Aaaaaaaaaaw no fair to Buddy!!! He just sniffed!!! I hope you get your Frosty Paws tonight, Buddy!!
Imagine if Greta and I lived in the same house? Nothing would stop us! Mom brought home a bag of scented candles today and left it on the floor in the living room, never imagining that I would want that as well. At least I didn't eat the candles, just ripped the bag to pieces to see what smelled in there!
Not fair at all ...Buddy Boy! This time lexie was caught... She is pretty sneaky.... Sometimes, you get the blame....
Did you have frosty paws,yet???????
Merry Christmas to you,Lexie and your Momma
Yes, we got our Frosty Paws the next night! They were soooo good, I forgot all about bein' mad at Lexie - BOL!