October 17th 2010 6:40 pm
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I got captured and put up on the groomin' table on the patio today. I tried to stand still so that I could get it over wif, but Mom tol fourth child to come and hold me tight so she could get more offa my ears. I don like the clippers by my ears, or even my head, but fourth child - he is gettin' bigger evfurry day - held me pretty good and Mom got fur flyin' evfurrywhere.

Mom says my butt has handsome dimples and swirly cowlicks on each side of my exit ramp. Did you hear that Gretta?

Mom really trimmed me good, even the underside of me. Now I'm doin' lots of lickin' and makin' Mom worry that she nicked me or sumthin', but she din nick me. She made me mad by clipperin' me all over, but no nickin'. I'm jus lickin'. And makin' licky puddles on the bed again. I better get outta here!