September 20th 2010 7:05 am
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I think if I want to have my diary picked by Dogster, I better write more. Lexie is always barkin' so if I do the same, it could help.
Mom was pickin' in my toes last night in bed. I was sound asleep when I suddenly feel the toe fairy makin' a visit. What's up wif that? Mom said I had mud crumbles in there. I tol her that was dessert and she should leave it alone. She ignored me to I started flea-in' her wif my teeth and then lickin' after. She stopped and we bof fell back asleep.
Lexie got all up in my grill this mornin' for no good reason. I barked at her and we went at it until Mom came and made me back off. What's up wif that? She was pickin' on me and I was defendin' my taller status in this house. I am taller'n Lexie and that means I am boss! Mom picked me up (I hate that) and gave me a tummy rub (I love that) and tol me to leave Lexie alone cuz Lexie was here first and will always be Alpha, even if I am actin' Alpha (I hate that).
The squirrels are goin' nuts in the yard and I feel compelled to be on constant hyper-alert. I am still waitin' for the day when one-a them buggers loses his footin' up there in the canopies and falls into our yard. That would make my day.
You gots toe jam! :o) Now all you need is some toast...
That would be juss da kewlest if one of dem squirrels fell outta da trees fur you!
Buddy, you always make me and Momma smile!
Buddy-You made our day by fillin' us in on what's up with you....Silly G-ma she washes my feet at night. Says she doesn't want toe crumbles in her sheets1 i sure don't see what it would hurt?
Hmmmm. Mom changed our sheets too! I don't see why! The sheets smell yucky and flowery now.