Buddy's Beat

Boy Toy Sleep Therapy for the Newly Divorced

August 7th 2010 12:30 am
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Mom took Lexie for a car ride and left me home. What's up wif that?

I think she felt guilty cuz tonight she made a point to tell me I was her little boy toy, her Buddy buddy to help her learn to sleep alone again after sleepin wif that guy we used to call Dad for two sets of ten years plus one more. That's the only way I know to count past three. It's more than three. It's lots.

Here are my finer sleepin' points for your readin' 'joyment.

1. Warm and cuddly
2. Don't dog the blankets (Lexie: that's hog, not dog)
3. Leg and foot massage wif tongue
4. No offense taken when told to stop the tongue massages
5. Puppy kisses, 'ceptin' I'm not a puppy no more
6. Beaarooootiful brown eyes to gaze into when the sun comes up
7. Flexibility. When Mom has an ache, I am bendable to be the heatin' pad. When Mom don wanna be touchy, I move over.
8. I love her no matter if she calls me stinky or shoves me away or even down by her feets. I don mind and even more, I don remember it in the mornin'!

 
Barked by: HarleyDavidson THD, CGC (Dogster Member)

August 7th 2010 at 12:16 pm

Those are great rules to live by Buddy!
Barked by: Fizzy (Dogster Member)

August 7th 2010 at 2:25 pm

BOL! You make the perfect bed partner, Buddy!!!
Barked by: Demon Flash Bandit (Dogster Member)

August 7th 2010 at 3:17 pm

I'm sorry about the divorce. I know your Mommy must be hurting. I'm sure you will help her feel better.
Barked by: Hershey (Dogster Member)

August 7th 2010 at 5:22 pm

You have a furry important job, Buddy, and it sounds like you're doing it just right. Good dog!!
Barked by: Wendy G

August 7th 2010 at 5:39 pm

Yu a GUD BOY, Buddy ♥ ♥ ♥
Barked by: ♥Kady♥ (Dogster Member)

August 8th 2010 at 1:19 pm

:] good job,Buddy!!
Barked by: Lacey (Dogster Member)

August 10th 2010 at 11:01 pm

Mom says she'd rather sleep next to me and Shakespeare over some boy any day! Yay Buddy, you are such a pawsome sleep partner for your mom.
Barked by: Roudy (Dogster Member)

August 11th 2010 at 4:35 pm

That's really nice of you, Buddy! Take good care of your mommy!

 

Buddy Grau


 

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