August 5th 2010 5:34 pm
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First child turned into a vegetable and stopped eatin' the meatz (yeah, can you believe that, Zaidie?) and then she stopped eatin' the cheeses, too (yeah, can you believe that Fizzy?!). It's a crazy world when you decide you don love meatz and cheeses, sheesh. But first child also likes to bake stuff that tastes good and it's hard to do that wifout at least the other cow products like milk and eggs. I din know cows made eggs, but there you have it.
First child went to the healthy place store and bought somethin' called egg replacer. It din look like eggs no what no way. It looked like powdery yuck. After doin' that for a while, first child decided not to be vegetable anymore. Now she still don eat the meatz (exceptin' liversausage cuz she loves the liversausage), but she is back to eatin' some of the cow stuff again. I'm glad cuz now her bakin' is much better.
There are humans out there who WILLINGLY DON'T EAT CHEESE????? Or BACON???? *passes out next to Zaidie*
No meatz! No cheese! I can't believe it! *Jelly passes out next to Zaide and Fizzy*.
Holy Cow!!!! No Meatz or Cheese????? Harley D passes out next to Zaidie, Fizzy and Jelly.
ACtually, I may not understand why some of the humans don't eat meatz and cheese, but the way I see it, that leaves more for us dogs.LOL
That's right, pass it on to ME!!
Mom needs a shovel to pick up all the faintin' pups! BOL!