February 9th 2010 7:25 pm
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We all bark for ice cream, but I'll have mine in a dish please cuz I don't got no more cone! Yay!
It was time to get my stitches out today, but Mom couldn't get me in to the dogter before work, so she got home as quickly as she could to get me in before he left at 6pm. Well, we are havin' this little ol' blizzard about now and they cancelled classes at the university for the evening and so we got in the van to go and Mom got on her cell phone and called, just to be sure, cuz it was a quarter to 6pm, and they said the dogter had already gone home cuz of the blizzard. So, I got back outta the van and we went back in the house.
Then Mom said to come here and she got out this tweezers and a little eensy scissors and said she was gonna take out my stitches herself. I say The Heck You Are and I snapped at her! (I really did. I'm sorta ashamed to say it, but I did snap at her. Many times.)
So, she went and got a long sleeved shirt and wrapped it around my face so I couldn't see what she was doin' and then I calmed down a bit and let her take those stitches out. It was worth it cuz then I got my cone off for good! And you know the first thing I did? I started a'lickin' myself all over in places where I couldn't lick for the past two weeks! Suddenly Mom said, "Oh, of course! That's why you have smelled so bad lately!" I'm like, yeaaaaah! You try goin' wifout a bath for two weeks and see how you smell!
I shouldn't a'said that cuz - you guessed it - I got a bath. Phooey! Mom says she's glad the cone is gone too. It made her really cold after we got let out at one in the morning and then we would come back upstairs and I would wiggle under the covers wif Mom and get my cold plastic cone right up against her legs. hehehe
WOW!! Yu Mom r 'mazin'!!! Gud werk, Mom ob Buddy an' Wexie!!
Sowwy 'bout da baff, bud I fink it wuz fur da bestest, dude. I cood smell yu at Zaidie's pwace!! BOL!! (jus' kiddin', Buddy. It wuz only when da wind wuz blowin' tu da east!!)
What a story. You be nice to your Mom, Buddy. She did a great job. I bet you smell really good now. Woof, woof!
So glad that cone is gone!! Our baffs are coming up...Mom's been under da weather and we've been lucky so far, but I don't know how much longer she'll feel too bad and tired to wash us! BOL!