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My Bump Passed!

February 2nd 2010 6:43 pm
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My bump must notta been as stoopid as it looked cuz the dogter tol Mom today that it passed all its tests! Yay, bump! That means that I don have no bad diseases from that thing. The dogter said it was a simple history citation, exactly what Mom thought it might be from the beginning when she did her Interwebs research. The Interwebs are full of all kinds of good information that you can use to see if you have diseases or not. *******

Okay, I have to interrupt here and state that the "Interwebs" are in no way to be used as a replacement for proper medical attention by a licensed physician. Buddy is still young, you see, and has not as yet mastered his information literacy, among other literacies. Please take what he is saying in this post with a grain of salt. Just don't take too much salt or your blood pressure may rise. I read that on WebMD.

Lexie! Hey!#$&*%*(#$&!! You get offa my page! You can have the 'puter when I'm good and done wif it! Sheeesh. Can you belief that?

Anyway, I do not have the big bad things that Mom was worried about from my bump. I am glad, but I still don get to have this cone off yet. I also still hafta get delishus meds wrapped in baloney or peanut butter wif my regular meals AND in two weeks we get another three days of yummy canned Purina One for breakfast wif our tapeworm meds. Life is good.

Barked by: Duncan (Dogster Member)

February 2nd 2010 at 7:04 pm

YEAH!!!!!! That is terrific news Budster! We knew it would be OK, but keep the cone on and take your meds and we hope that you get rid of all those lousy tape worms too. Stinking fleas....
Barked by: Michelle O

February 2nd 2010 at 8:45 pm

Yay Buddy! We are so glad your bumy thing passed the test. We are all doing are happy dance!
Griffin and Henry
Barked by: HarleyDavidson THD, CGC (Dogster Member)

February 3rd 2010 at 4:03 am

Good news Buddy! We know you were gonna pass your test.
Barked by: Little Man Mickey (Dogster Member)

February 3rd 2010 at 10:55 am

Yeah Buddy that's great news, hope you get that stupid cone head off soon!!


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