January 23rd 2010 11:37 pm
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I know that I heard on the news about them using water to torture those suspected of committing acts of terrier. Lexie says we Schnauzers are in the terrier family, but I pawromise I din commit no acts! This fact wasn't enuf to prevent what happened to me tonight.

Mom was in the baffroom, prettying herself up to go to bed, and I just came in to say good night when the door suddenly closed on me and I was caught inside the chamber of terriers! Oh, no . . . this could only mean one thing! (Actually, I can think of three things, and maybe more only I can only count reliably to three. It could mean she is keeping Milk Bones in the medicine cabinet now. It could also mean someone spilled something delishus on the floor in there. Let's read on and find out! This is so exciting . . . )

You know what happened to me in there. I shudder to think of it. I shuddered long and hard during and afterwards as well and got the walls wet, Mom wet, and the floor wet. Then I tried to make my escape and make Mom's bed wet, but she got ahead of me and shut me out of the bedroom!

Well, I'm dry (and clean and smelling like flippin' flowers) and the humiliation is behind me. Mom says I gotta be clean for the Dogter visit on Monday. What's the Dogter gonna care if I smell like flowers or not? I dunno.

I gotta remember to stay away from Mom when she's in the baffroom next time. Phooey!

Barked by: Drover (Dogster Member)

January 24th 2010 at 5:17 am

Poor Buddy. If you thought the bathroom was torture just wait until Monday at the vet.
I have had multiple bumps removed. I know what I am barking about.

Barked by: Jelly (Dogster Member)

January 24th 2010 at 8:23 am

At least the bathroom torture is over. I hope your vet gives you some treats. My vet always gives me treats when I go there. If they don't give you treats then maybe you need to tell your Mom to take you to a different vet that does. Insist on treats!

Barked by: Demon Flash Bandit (Dogster Member)

January 24th 2010 at 8:48 am

Terrier Terrorized!! Did you alert Homeland Security about the attack. Humans and their constant need to smell like flowers!!! At least they could use something interesting like rose with pee on it scent. Why can't they just leave a dog alone?

Barked by: Zaidie (Dogster Member)

January 24th 2010 at 10:19 am

I feel fur ya ,Buddy. It jus' habbened tu me da uber decade or week or sumfing :(

Barked by: Ann G

January 24th 2010 at 10:23 am

OMD! They have shampoo that smells like peed-on roses? How cool is that?! I wonder if they make "dead squirrel stink" scent? Or "dead squirrel stink flavor!" Ooooh, now that's a product I could endorse . . . just let me have it straight outta the bottle, no water please!

Barked by: Zaidie (Dogster Member)

January 24th 2010 at 10:39 am

I fink I wood wike shampoop dat smells wike a ded fish dat hab beended lyin' on da beach fur a week in da bery hod sun!!