December 14th 2009 9:51 pm
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Oh, I am so in love wif my sweet sweet Grettawettagottaswetta. Did you see the mistletoes she left me up on my page, way up there-a-ways? I am askin' Santy Paws evfurry day if he will pick me up on his way across the world and drop me off at Gretta's house in Cowlumbus. Lexie said I am lucky that the trade winds usually blow east cuz that's the way Santy Paws will mostly likely fly so Gretta's house will be on his way from my house and I figure he won't wanna fly against those winds, what wif the price of fuel and all these days. Reindeers gotta eat, you know?
Besides, I have been a supremely good pup. I keep the mom warm nights and entertained most days. I play wif everyone and scare the interlopes offa our properties. Even that big white frosty guy I found in the back yard a couple mornings back. I ran right out and told him off. He got so a'scared of me that he froze in his tracks . . . and hasn't moved since! Though he shrank a bit today. I am scary. I make interlopes shrink back in fear!
I also help clean the kitchen floor every day and I let Mom know when the mailman comes, especially when he is carrying more and more cards for me and Lexie from our Schnauzers Rule pals. We have gotten more than 20 cards so far. Lexie told me so. I still get stuck after the number three. I counted to three about three times and then I had to stop. It got too complexicated. I trust Lexie cuz she is smart.
So, Santy Paws, I jus know you are gonna stop by and pick me up and let me visit wif my sweet sweet Gretta. I want to tell her Allo-Peachy! all in dogson, to her beard, if you will. I don weigh too much and I pawromise not to scare the reindeers. You don even hafta bring me a bully stick if I can jus get to Cowlumbus for Christmas!
Buddy, I gonna keeps my paws crossed that Santa will let you ride wif him to Miss GG;s house!
fingers crossed for you, Buddy!
Dis r a GWATE pwan, Buddy!! Hope it werks!!!
I don't see why he couldn't. There is plenty of room in the sled and like you said "you don't weigh too much". And you could keep his lap warm.
It's a win, win situation ♥
Oh, Buddy! I am keepin' my paws crossed that you make it here. I think you would have better luck with the Santa Paws guy, not the Santa Claws guy. So, look for him on Christmas Eve!