September 20th 2009 5:18 pm
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There are intruders in our yard! Baby bunnies are hoppin' all over da place and it's not fair! Mom won't let me go after them if she is outside wif me when they comes hoppin' by. She says they are too cute and small and innocent to be trampled on by the likes of me. Phooey! I have read my job description . . . this is what I am made to do. Pish tosh!
Mom worked in the yard this afternoon and at one point she came up and held onto me quietly for a few minutes. I wasn't payin' attention, but turns out she was just watching little bunny foo-foo hop off into the underbrush and holding me in case I noticed. Grrrrr! Distracted by some lovin'! Can't let my guard down like that again! Awwwwww . . . she was scratchin' me behind my ears and everything . . . that was not fair!
Oh my dogness!! Dat r cwuel an' unusual tweetment!! Wuv, when useded as a distwaction, r jus' W-O-N-G!!!
Why dey make da stuffded toys fur da doggies if we not 'pposed tu...pat da widdle bunnies. Yeah, dat r it! We jus' want pat dem's floofy lil' furs!! Get a gwip, all yu Mommas!!
My Mama thinks them baby bunnies is real cute too! She says the Ernie G. War Whoop is the bunnies' savings graces in our backyards...a very wise old hooman by the name of Wilmer Fuddpucker once said, "Youse must be verwee, verwee quwhyett when hunting the wascally wabbits!"
I wuv bunnehs!! Why don't they wuvs me?