June 15th 2009 10:16 am
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Mom took both of us to Dr. J today for our regular check up. I weighed the same. Lexie is blowing up like a balloon - but Mom says it's just an adjustment to not seeing and not bein' able to run after squirrels and stuff like she used to do all day long.
I had to get a couple pokes, but this cute young human chick was holdin' onto me and whisperin' sweet nothings in my ear and of course I was thinkin' of my sweet girlpup Gretta the whole entire time - also cuz I know she is super brave and she surely smells better than this cute young human chick - but the human did help me not think about what got poked into me, two times.
Then Mom asked Dr. J about how to check and express our anal glands. She's been groomin' us herself, ya know, and does our ears and fur and feathers and all, so why not do those wonderous containers of lovely scent? So Dr. J put on a glove and lifted my stub and showed Mom exactly where my glands are and how to squeeze. He did it the first time to show her how and my juice shot out like a firehose all over Mom's face! What a gift! She smelled so wonderful, and all for free!
Mom said she's just glad she wears glasses cuz there was yellow goo dripping down them and down her face. Dr. J was embarrassed and kept apologizing. I think he was apologizing to me for wasting my good scent juice. Mom just kept laughing and mopping at her face wif a paper towel. She looked really happy! I am good at sharing.
Then Mom had a try, but she put a paper towel over my opening to catch that good stuff so we wouldn't waste it again. Then she did the inside squish - that felt rather good. I hope she kept that paper towel so I can send it to my sweet girlpup, Gretta. She would appreciate it, I know.
WOW!! Gretta will WUV it!!!
Boys are so gross! BOL!
Oh Boy Buddy! You are so funny. BOL
I bet your dad was all over his woman last night...