May 31st 2009 10:48 am
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Fourth child keeps trying to steal my squeaky carrot! Give me back my carrot! That is so mine and so not yours. I loves it and I told that kid in no uncertain terms that he cannot have it. Lexie gets mad at me when I fight with the kid over my carrot, but I just tell her to keep outta my way. I won't let anything stand in between me and my squeaky carrot, which is probably why fourth child usually ends up lying on the floor during squeaky carrot fights. When he's lying on the floor, I am actually taller than him!

Today I actually applied sneaky strategy and stuck one of my digits up his nose and made it bleed. Kid had to get a tissue . . . and I got my squeaky carrot back! Score!