To all my guy pals

To all my guy pals, I just want to say I'm sorry. I'm sorry, but the best girlpup in all of the world is taken and she's mine. Her name is Gretta, or Grettawettahoudiniweenie, as I so lovingly call her. She is sweet and bearoooooootiful and smarter than salt in an open wound! Yes sir.

One day I am gonna meet her in pawson and we're gonna play for hours and then collapse in a warm soft place for a good long nap. I dream about this every day.

So, I'm sorry fellas, but the best girl in all the world is taken . . . and she's mine. Sigh. I woofs you inside and out, sweet GWHW.

♥ Buddy