More Rules

Today Mom said I can't stand on Lexie's back to get closer to her. I told Mom I knew an Ottoman when I saw one and who would pass up an opportunity to raise their social status? She also asked me not to pee on my sister at the dog park today. I say if Lexie can't keep her wits about her and pay attention when sniffing around skinny trees on which I am already marking, then she deserves a life into which a little yellow rain must fall!

Why all these silly rules?