'Lympics

Mom's watching the 'lympics. No one's lymping though. They all look just fine to me, if dressed a bit funny. The wimmen are swimmen right now. I don't envy them. I don't even like puddles. No way would you get me into that pool. Those wimmen look just like the men, cept none of them have those little underwears on. Some of the men wear those little underwears and some wear the whole skin like the wimmen. I would not wear those skins either. Lexie said if I was a swimmer I would have to shave my entire fur off. I think she's messing with me.

I bet those 'lympic people don't eat no deep fried pickles like some folks do here at our State Fair. The pickle-eaters don't move that fast.