Fun, censored

Mom has been watching way too much of this Dog Whisperer guy, Cesar Millan. Now she is talking to Dad about not letting me get up on the bed unless I am invited. Sheeesh! Who's bed is it, anyway? The nerve. I am too fast for those old geezers, so I guess I shouldn't worry. I figure I have an unlimited "invitation" so long as I have been welcomed into the family and given Alpha status! Mom says that has to change as well. Hmmmmm. I sense a conspiracy here.