March 17th 2008 6:50 pm
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Something is not right about this one. He's about 4.5 inches high and he has a cord coming out of his back. He yips really annoyingly and then wiggles those little feet back and forth and doesn't get very far doin' it. He makes me nervous. He just sits there and barks and barks and barks. Lexie doesn't like him much either. I think it's a girl actually. Mom put the wee one on the floor and it barked at me, and then tried to walk forward on the carpeting. I ran at it and bit it! She fell over and those little legs just kept paddling the air. This thing can't be real. If she starts eating my food, I am so gonna find her while she's sleeping and drag her out into the yard and bury her in a dark place.