February 25th 2008 8:15 pm
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First I would like to thank God for making me the Funniest Looking Pup, and then my Mom, for adopting me anyway. I am honored to receive this award and I will chew on it delicately and only occasionally so that it lasts a long, long time. At least two whole days.
*Mom interrupts and whispers in Buddy's extremely large, funny-looking ears*
Oh. I did not win Funniest Looking Pup. Well. Ahem. I'm sorry. I'll just step down now.
*Mom interrupts again and again whispers in Buddy's ear*
Oh! I did win a Pawscar? Oh, um - yeah - I get it. Let me start over. First I would like to thank God that I am not the funniest looking schnauzer ever, like Lexie told me I was. Then I want to thank my Mom, who adopted me and has been training me and putting up with me and taking really good care of me and clarifying things for me ever since I moved in here last summer. Apparently, I have a sense of humor, which is, of course, something that I do on purpose. Yes. On purpose. Okay, then. Thank you everypup for your friendship, your loving support, your laughter and your votes. I cherish all of you!
*Accepts award, flips it over and sniffs the backside, licks, sniffs, licks - and Mom takes award away and puts it up waaaaay high on shelf*