February 24th 2008 6:42 pm
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The Schnauzers Rule Pawcademy Awards ceremony is tomorrow night and I have been nominated for Funniest Pup. I think they mean my sharp wit, but Lexie says they mean my funny face. I'm not entirely sure. Anyway, Mom went out and got us both some smokin' outfits to wear for the cameras. My tux is made by Ardogi. He is dressing all the most fashionable pups these days, after having studied for years under someone named Armani, whoever that is. All I know is that Mom musta paid a lot for this get-up because she keeps asking me if I have to go outside. She's really afraid I'll wet the suit before the big event. Sheesh.