September 2nd 2007 6:49 am
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It is Sunday. Mom got into this really neato fabric thing called a skirt. It swished all over and every time she walked by, I just couldn't help but grab it in my teeth. Since it was elastic around her waist, my tugging would cause it to suddenly come down. Mom did not like this. She did not like my mouth on her new skirt, either. I thought it was a fabulous new thing to chew on. NOT! Mom made it clear that I am not to do that. I went and found the smallest child's shoe instead. NOT! cried the smallest child. Not my heelies!