January 25th 2010 3:51 am
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Hello everyone, I wish I could be more upbeat but this is a terrible day for me. For those of you dogs in the loop, Demon Flash Bandit has been chosen as a daily diary pick again! I’m proud of him but he likes to rub it in my face and make me feel worthless. I even started crying. You hear that Dogster HQ…CRYING!!!! Demon saw me crying despite my attempts to hide it from him. He came over to me and but his arm around me. I couldn’t believe it! Was Demon actually going to be nice for once! In a word, no. He came over and proceeded to lick my tears like Cartman did in “South Park”. Then he let me know that my tears tasted like failure. FAILURE! To add insult to injury, he added a remark about watching the tears of a clown. I am not a clown! I am a super dog…er…normal dog named Angel. Don’t worry all you Demon fans out there, he didn’t disappoint. Even now, I am listening to Smokey Robinson because a certain Mr. Flash Bandit feels the need to play “Tears of a Clown” while I write my diary. Real mature Demon! So I only have one question for Dogster HQ, when is going to be the zoomster’s time? NOTE: Please pay no attention to the Diary of the Day honor you gave me recently. Demon has already forgotten about it unfortunately.
Most of you guys out their with paw on the pulse of news know that my middle name is Zoom. It may be a sort of silly name but I have grown to like it. Demon, on the other paw, doesn’t seem to realize that an Angel Zoom Smokey by any other name would still smell as sweet. He doesn’t respect my name at all and he tries to find ways to make fun of me through those names. (Note to Dogster HQ: I deserve a sympathy vote, maybe for something like dairy of the day again or dog of the day.) Anyway, he’s been calling me ‘Doom’ instead of Zoom. He doesn’t respect my namesake at all. Zoom is an old Scottish name that my ancestors, the McHusky clan, married into. That sounds respectable enough. Demon says I’m talking out of my butt though, and then he added that the talk doesn’t smell to good and that my butt could use a breath mint. What a little jerk! If the whole ‘Doom’ thing wasn’t bad enough, he has started calling me the ‘Smoke Monster’. This is a reference to “Lost” which my humans have been watching. He says that my name is Smokey and therefore I am the ‘Smoke Monster’. I tried telling Demon my theory on the smoke monster, that he is an anti-tobacco PR stunt, Demon just smirked and responded “Sure ‘Smokey’, that is what you’d like us to think.” Although he did make one good point, the smoke monster does seem to issue fatal puppy slaps of justice just like I do. So evil, beware!
I have been thinking long and hard lately about the music industry. One band in particular seemed to fascinate me more than other groups. That band, of course, is ‘ZZ Top‘. I like them and all, but seriously, ‘ZZ Top‘? What a stupid name! Did they start off as a garage band named ‘AA Bottom‘? Did they grow famous in college and go by the name ‘BB YY Side to Side‘? Maybe Carrot Top can join their group and they can change their name to ‘ZZ Carrot Top’. NOTE: I better make sure to buy the rights to www.zzcarrottop.com up before this happens. Seriously, why ‘ZZ Top’? Maybe they were fans of sleeping and the name ‘Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Top’ would have been to long. Who knows? Not this dog. I would literally give a poop to know why they went by ‘ZZ Top’. A whole poop!
My human brother Jeff has a friend who drives a Chevy Cobalt SS. Smooth move Chevy, I can’t seem to remember any other thing or group in history using ‘SS’ before. Oh wait, now I remember. I seem to vaguely remember German officers belonging to the ‘SS’. It’s amazing Volkswagen didn’t beat Chevy to that name!
Speaking of my brother Jeff, I would have written this entry sooner but he is busy looking up movie props. I would say it is a stupid hobby and collection, but it’s not as bad as it seems. Can you imagine getting a rawhide chewed on by Lassie? That would be a prized collectible that would wide up in my belly. Maybe Jeff can buy a movie star’s poop. That way me and Demon can smell and to see what that star had for dinner and to see if that same star has worms. These are important things to know. Can you imagine how grateful a celebrity would be to know that he or she has worms! Why, it could lead the humans in this house into meeting the greatest actor of all time, Keanu Reeves. I met Keanu Reeves once. He is an EXTREMELY nice guy and he is remarkably silent. That is when I officially realized I was talking to the tree out front. As it turns out, I never actually met Keanu Reeves but the tree out front could have fooled me! Joking aside, Keanu Reeves is great and from what I’ve heard, a very nice man. I am sure he doesn’t have worms. Anyway, my brother Jeff buying movie props got me thinking, is that how the phrase “giving props” got started? Did some actor agree to do a movie if he got ‘props’ for doing it. I think Jeff would.
My humans were watching something on YouTube yesterday. All I can say is thank goodness for YouTube. I can honestly say that it is one of the most unique forms of entertainment around the world. You can even become a YouTube sensation and become famous! However, there are drawbacks to YouTube fame, namely, how you become famous. Most individuals don’t become famous on YouTube due to talent. Oh no ladies and gentlemen, that would be way to hard, time consuming and annoying. Instead, YouTube rewards individuals ‘fame’ due to one of three conditions. One possibility is that something very embarrassing happens to you. An example of this would be a guy getting hit in the nuts. Talk about a classic! To become a true internet star, it does tend to have to be unique. Sure, a rack can hit a guy in the nuts, but imagine how embarrassing (and painful) it would be to get hit in the nuts by lightning…on film! And hey, if lightning hits you in the nuts, the least you deserve is fifteen minutes of fame. This leads me to the next way you can set the internet on fire, do something dangerous. Sure, anyone can drive a car, but not everyone can have a car fall on their crotch. Folks like Johnny Knoxville have become pioneers in this form of entertainment and they deserve a big round of applause. Lastly, if danger isn’t your style and nothing embarrassing happens to you because you’re unlucky enough to be lucky, try saying something incredibly stupid. Something Jessica Simpson would be proud of. You know, something REALLY dumb, something to the affect of “I wonder why baseball bats don’t fly away, isn’t that animal cruelty?” (SPECIAL NOTE: Okay, you can’t beat Jessica Simpson in this department, you can only try). If one or all of these techniques fail, try a combo of all three. How could you not become famous if you are caught picking your nose and eating your buggers in front of a hungry mountain lion while singing MC Hammer’s “Hammer Time”.
Onto another topic, a topic my human brother Jeff is very passionate about. That subject is the stupidity of most English professors and teachers. Jeff informed me that most college professors would grade my diary poorly because they think they are holy than thou or some such nonsense. They think words such as ‘very’ are beneath educated folk and that you should only use ‘big words’ to prove you are better than everyone else. This dog says that kind of thinking is VERY stupid and VERY arrogant. Since when did using words like ‘very’ ever hurt a truly creative piece of work. News flash teachers and professors of America, people have used words such as ‘very’, ‘and ‘extremely’ years before they started punished children by making them read Shakespeare. Actually, Jeff stated the reason professors and teachers don’t like words such as ’very’ is that they are “filler words”. So what? Our American youth needs filler words such as ‘very’ to compete with the other children of the world or something like that. I lost my train of thought. So…um…yah…I remember. I was talking about teachers…and…er…how they shouldn’t eat their poop or something. That is a truly disgusting habit and not a very constructive hobby. Bad teachers, bad!
Anyway, I’ve got things to do so I better get going. I just got on Dogster today to crew bubblegum and kick butt, and I’m all out of bubblegum. Okay, I stole that line from a movie, sue me! NOTE: Please DO NOT sue me. Joking aside, be safe everyone and remember, NEVER do the chicken dance at a weddings! It is apart of the birds evil plan to ruin weddings by making the bride and groom look silly. Do not fall for it ladies and gentlemen. Just say NO to chicken dances.
-Angel Zoom Smokey (Not a Chicken Dancer)
January 18th 2010 7:08 pm
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Hello all my loyal diary readers! This is Angel Zoom Smokey again! Hold your applause please! Anyway...I thought you might want (aka NEED) an update from me! So sit back and witness my genius at work.
As you guys out there may know, my pet humans do a lot of TV watching, which they claim is "hard work". This dog isn't buying it, but I'm not going to complain either because, well, watching TV is a lot easier than work. I wonder if the humans were being sarcastic when they said that? Nah...humans aren't that smart.
Anyway, my humans have been watching a lot of "Lost" lately. If you go by that show, the island needs the "oceanic 6" back or some such none sense. My theory about the island on "Lost" is that it is an annoying relative of the characters on the show and it needs all the characters on the show because it needs to borrow about $5 from each of them. That wouldn't shock me at all.
On a side note about "Lost", they must have had MAJOR budget issues the last couple of seasons because it doesn't even appear as if they can afford clothing for their actors and actresses anymore. Sawyer is almost never wearing a shirt and Kate is almost never wearing pants. I would have given the producers of "Lost" a shirt and a pair of pants if they had asked, I don't mind helping the tragic characters out.
Anyway, my mom is also watching a show entitled "CSI" which I believe is short for "Canine Sniffers International". As you may have guessed, I was interested in this show right away with such a name. Unfortunantely, much to my dismay, none of the main characters (or secondary characters for that matter) are dogs! They don't even bother to get dog guest stars! I know that we canine actors want (and deserve) a lot for our performances but to call the show "Canine Sniffers International" and have a cast of a bunch of annoying humans is just bogus. The only good thing about the show is that they do feature most of the main characters sniffing each others butts. NOTE: I may have dreamed that last part up. I'm not 100% if that is fact. If not, they SHOULD sniff each others butts. It can only improve a show. I do think they sometimes look through poop which is cool.
On that subject (okay, this has nothing to do with anything I've talked about before), who came up with the saying "bee's knees"? Seriously, it's such a silly saying. It sounds like something my brother Jeff would come up with. I'm guessing that if it was a guy who came up with it, that he wasn't all that popular with the ladies.
Okay, for all you history loving dogs out there, I have found a diary page from an ancient Egyptian dog named Gahiji. How I obtained this diary is top secret (and might make Demon mad). Anyway...here it is:
Wow, what a day I had today! My human Habibah got a new job working on this crazy contraption known as a pyramid about a month ago. It's been a fun new project for him. It sounds pretty stupid to me though. Anway, he got into some trouble at work today and he came home upset. I guess that his "boss" has been whipping him and some of the other workers. As usual, the skilled labor were spared. I guess this has caused some trouble with Habibah and his boss though. You see, my human Habibah HATED getting whipped...at first. Now he has grown to...um...not hate it so much if you catch my drift. Anyway, now Habibah's boss refuses to punish him anymore. I'm afriad Habibah is going to lose his job. I guess I shouldn't worry to much, after all Habibah is writing a teen coming of age script he is about ready to show the Pharaoh. It's set in a fast food resturant called Mutten in a Minute. The script is called "The Silence of the Lambs". Trust me loyal Egyptian diary readers, from now on, when someone hears the title of "The Silence of the Lambs", they won't be able to hold back a laugh. The script is THAT funny. It involves time travel too but in a cool way. The main character is going to be none other than Hannibal! Anyway, I better get going. Habibah just bought a Snoopy icee maker and not a moment too soon. It's hot here in ancient Egypt! Bark at you later!
-Gahiji (Proud owner of Mummy Bones "R" Us)
Well, with that diary, I better get mushing as well. Take care and be safe everyone! Zoom out.
-Angel Zoom Smokey (One Smart Cookie)
January 16th 2010 1:46 am
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I, Angel Zoom Smokey, am Dogster's diary of the day!!! Be sure to read my previous diary entry to see my genius at work! Yes, my previous entry was EPIC enough to land me the title I've been wanting for so long. Why? To flaunt it in front of Demon's face! He has such an ego and this should take him down a notch. Or so I thought. I told Demon of the praise and love Dogster HQ gave to me and he didn't even seem to care! He has been bragging for the past couple of days about how he was a Dogster daily pick. When I informed Mr. Bandit of that, he just gave me a snide look and said "well, I guess over the course of the past few days, Dogster HQ has just started to let any dog win." Can you believe the nerve of him? He didn't stop there either. He continued with "I guess if you win the once sacred Diary of the Day award, that a bird can't soon be far away from winning it as well!" What is that dog's problem! I think he is just jealous and angry because of my win.
Anyway, the Demon drama aside, my pet humans have been watching that delightful show "Lost" recently. I didn't care much for the show at first, but then I saw the main character appear, that's right, Vincent the dog! He steals the show everytime he is on. I might add that "Lost" stars a certain actor named Matthew FOX. He is pretty good in it (probably because he is really an animal actor). The island on "Lost" has this black smoke monster that kills people. I think this is a clever PR stunt to teach children the value of not smoking. That's right children, if you smoke, the smoke you blow out will judge you, then beat you up, and then kill you in a really cool cgi moment. That will teach you kids the dangers of smoking!
I've been reading about a new movement in Hollywood to turn EVERY upcoming film into a 3D epic. Because, you know, Barney the Dinosaur NEEDS to be experienced in 3D. The audience really needs to feel his love, whether they want to or not. But seriously, why does every film need to be in 3D? Just because "Avatar" did well doesn't mean every 3D movie will make a ton of money. Just look at the recent film "My Bloody Valentine 3D". I can't say if it was good or bad because I haven't seen it, but it didn't do that well. "Avatar" make a ton of money because it was good. Seriously Hollywood, it's bad enough that thanks to High Definition technology I can see people's warts and moles in crystal clear clearity, do I really need to see those same warts and moles come at me in 3D? I have nothing against warts and moles or the people that have them, but I don't need to be attacked by them in a 3D movie.
Well, once again, I better get mushing. Some humans (and dogs) around here are in need of some serious puppy slaps of justice! For those of you dogs who haven't joined the official Dogsie Awards group, be sure that you do. Every dog deserves a say in who wins the treasured Dogsie Awards. James Woods called me the other day crying about a lack of a Dogsie nomination. Sorry James, you need to do some seriously good work to get a Dogsie nomination. Call Martin Scorsese, I'm sure he can hook you up with a great role worthy of a Dogsie. Just remember James, we don't need to see you beat up people in 3D. Anyway, take care everyone and thank you very much for naming me Dogster's diary of the day! :-)
-Angel Zoom Smokey (Award Winner)
January 14th 2010 12:38 pm
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Hey guys, it’s been awhile since I’ve had a good, long diary entry and I am sorry. I know I have millions (probably billions but I believe in being modest) of fans so I am sorry for the delay. Anyway, my brother Demon Flash Bandit just had his diary picked as a Dogster daily diary pick and that doesn’t sit well with this dog. I want to be a diary pick and I’m hoping this entry does it. Paws crossed!
My humans and I have been watching billions of hours of movies and television shows lately. While watching the millions of hours of educational material such as “Transformers”, its sequel film “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen“, and its prequel show “My Mother the Car”, I noticed that these documentaries all have one thing in common, they all feature “robots in disguise”. “My Mother the Car” seemed to make the least amount of sense to this pup since it would require the main character to ride around in his mom. Psychologists and psychiatrists would have a field day with that show (not to mention how Oedipus would love that show for an entirely different reason). Anyway, I started to think that if robots could disguise themselves as cars, couldn’t animals disguise themselves as humans? Perhaps these animals even include clues to who they really are in their names. For instance, the female star of “Transformers” is named Megan FOX. Hum…could she be a fox perhaps. I think that would be funny since so many guys drool over her. I wonder if she is related to some other animals in Hollywood, namely Michael J. FOX, Matthew FOX, and Jamie FOXx. They all look similar to me so it’s entirely possible that they are siblings in addition to being foxes in disguise. I wonder if they run the FOX network?
I wonder how many other humans are animals in disguise. If they do have clues in their names, we have a ton of animal actors. There appear to be fish actors (Laurence FISHburne, Carrie FISHer, and Rosamund PIKE), cat actors (CATherine Bach, CATe Blanchett), bird actors (Russell CROWe), dog actors (Snoop DOGg), and at least one wolf director (WOLFgang Petersen). As you can clearly see, animals rule Hollywood. I wonder why they still feel the need to disguise themselves. I am hoping that they all come forward soon, except for maybe Megan Fox, I think she might make animals look bad. The rest are more than welcomed (yes, even you Mr. Snoop Dogg. I am pretty sure that is his Christian name).
Then I started thinking, what if there are animals so clever that they knew that giving a clue to who they really are might ruin their film career. Don’t you think they might go the other way with their names to sound more human? That’s right, I’m on to you GUY Pearce, GUY Ritchie, Philip Seymour HoffMAN, Hugh JackMAN, Gary OldMAN, and Michael MANn. A special note to you Hugh Jackman, you should be ashamed if you are indeed an animal. All the animals I know (including the Deemster) loved your performance as the animal Wolverine in the X-Men films. Like you guys are fooling anyone anyway. We get it, you’re human…or so you claim! Da da da! I wonder if Nicole Kidman is an animal in disguise as well. It would make sense given her last name. Her father probably adopted the name of Notta Dog Imma Kid when he was a pup (which I might add would be pretty stupid because everyone would call him Notta Man. It kind of defeats the purpose of those middle names, doesn’t it?) Anyway, as he got older, he probably got tired of being called "Kid" all the time so he added "Man" to the last name (hence Kidman). Shortly after, he and his wife had a lovely pup/cub that they named Nicole. It would explain why she is considered so beautiful, she is really an animal! Wait for it…wait a little longer…there it is…Da da da!
I am also fairly sure some of the studio high ups are animals as well, namely birds. I believe NBC and Sony are run by birds. Why? Because they are both clearly run by bird brains. Sony proved this by canceling “Spider-Man 4” to reboot the franchise. Note to Sony: I saw that movie ten years ago when it was called “Spider-Man” and it was an excellent movie. Good luck topping it bird brains. NBC is also obviously run by bird brains for allowing the whole Jay Leno/Conan O’Brien situation to happen. This dog sides with Conan and feels that he should leave NBC. If Jay Leno isn’t a bird brain, he will follow suit shortly. The jury is still out on Leno though.
Onto an actor I am sure is human, Ben Affleck. What did this guy to that poor duck from the televison commercials. You know, the duck that is always screaming out AFFLECK! Now, I don’t like ducks because I feel that they are no good varmints and they look (are therefore probably taste) sort of like chicken, but there is no need to torment the poor duck Mr. Affleck. Just kill him and eat him and get it over with. That’s what I would do. I’m sure your wife, Jennifer Garner, can show you a few good kick-butt moves if you are afraid the duck might win in a fight. And before you dogs laugh, just remember that some birds are big with a seriously bad attitude. I know this because on the documentary “Family Guy”, there is a giant chicken who sometimes comes over to beat up Peter, the main character. He has recently disguised himself as Star Wars’ Boba Fett though, so watch out!
Anyway, the whole Fox sibling story got me to think about other celebrity siblings. Sean Penn and Kal Penn must be brothers since they share the same last name and look so much a like. They are lucky guys because they are heirs to the Bic pen fortune. Kal Penn will have enough money to take Lt. Hikaru Sulu to White Castle for the rest of their lives! Lauren Graham and Heather Graham must be sisters as well! Mister Graham Cracker was busy with Mrs. Oyster Cracker and spawned two lovely daughters. The only concern I have is with the Moore family. Julianne Moore, Michael Moore, Mary Tyler Moore, and Roger Moore just to name a few of the siblings. They all look so differently, act so differently, not to mention the age differences. Maybe their parents were bunnies, that’s my only guess.
Anyway, as long as the Moore family doesn’t shoot a hole in my theory, that means that Oliver Stone and Sharon Stone are siblings! Their father must be proud. You might recognize him, he is the infamous pet “rock” (aka Dwayne Johnson).
Some actors are not animals nor siblings, some actors just have ironic names. Take into example Burt Young. Many of you will remember him as Paulie in the “Rocky” series of films. Anyone familiar with the “Rocky” films will also be quick to note that Burt Young is actually kind of old now. You’re not fooling anyone with your name Burt! You are a talented actor, be happy with that Mr. Young. Also, what’s with Gary Oldman’s name? He isn’t even that old! He’s middle aged but hardly “old”. Maybe it has to do with him being an animal actor. I’ve heard other actors regard Mr. Oldman as a “chameleon” actor. Maybe they aren’t far off.
Anyway, I should get mushing. If this diary doesn’t get recognized by Dogster HQ I don’t know what will. This entry is EPIC and eye opening. I’m venting offers from the New York Times now. Take care everyone and be sure to join the “Official Dogsie Awards” group. As Confucius once said, “Peace out homeys!”
Angel Zoom Smokey (Award Worthy)
January 9th 2010 9:04 am
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Angel Zoom Smokey here reporting that we finally got about 3 inches of snow. I might add that the snow is lovely and cold and wet, and just what a husky likes. Speaking of snow, I would like to thank the family of Gracie, Kelly, and Bo for the cool snowman on my page. I wonder if it is that Frosty character that I've heard about. He is that Snowman who came to life. At least a snowman is probably an okay guy--not like that smart alec gingerbread man who thought he could run away from Angel Zoom Smokey, but I taught him a lesson--when I want a treat, I am fast.
Angel Zoom Smokey (Wondering About Snowmen)
January 2nd 2010 9:24 am
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I decided to write another diary entrance today as a balance to Demon's entry. What did Demon write about? He wrote about menu choices for Jan. 1 and how what you eat on the first day of the year indicates whether you will have good or bad luck all year. I know he is older than me, but I'm not believing that cavemen said you need to eat Burger King on new year's day in order to have good luck. The humans might fall for it, but I don't think Burger King has been around for more than 300 or 400 years.
I bet the cavemen had to eat at White Castle or McDonalds.
Jeff hooked up the blu ray player to the living room tv. This means that Mommy went into the livingroom to watch tv and we didn't get to spend as much quality time laying on the bed. I thought Blu rays were supposed to be an improvement, but I don't see it--the bed is much more comfortable for a dog.
Thanks for the kind comments after my entry yesterday. I might have to sneak onto the computer more often. Demon thinks he is the only dog with something worth saying and what does he go on about? Food. Although a good topic, I hardly think he is the only dog qualified to discuss food.
Angel Zoom Smokey (Who Cares What You Eat on Jan. 1 As Long as It is People Food)
January 1st 2010 6:38 am
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I love the cool snowman (literally--if you have a hot snowman, he won't be a snowman for long--scientific fact) that was given to me by Biscotte, Crouton, and Tippy. You are wonderful dogs.
I heard some of the humans around here making fireworks type noises last night. They didn't bother me any--I knew they weren't going to hurt me. The silly humans making the noise are the ones who would more likely be hurt.
Mommy went to the store, and came home with new rawhide bones. They were delicious. Mommy says rawhide bones don't last long around here. What does she expect? They are fun to chew on! I am sure she doesn't care because she just keeps buying them for us. I also had some gingerbread gourmet candycorns and they taste like the gingerbread man on my page--delicious!
If you are wondering if I am making any New Year's resolutions, the answer is no, I"m not. If I did, it would be to eat more chicken and possbily teach Demon Flash Bandit some respect for me, but I don't have any control over those so they would make silly resolutions. I have nothing to improve. I hope all my dog pals and their families have a HAPPY, HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
Angel Zoom Smokey (Dog Who Needs No Improvement This Year)
December 31st 2009 9:22 am
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Demon is napping so I'm going to spend a few minutes on the computer because I need to thank all the dogs who have sent me gifts on my page. I got wonderful snowflakes from Dixie and the Plott'n Pibble Pitties. I'm sure you know how much I love snow. The snowman from Coffee and Daytona was a cool guy to play with. He doesn't complain about snow the way my humans do. The stocking from The Divine Miss B and her family and my sister My Little Demon was cool--I like Christmas stockings because no one will try to put them on my paws. I loved the hearts I received from Doroty RIP and Lucky and also from Maya, Matilda, Malalai, and Mauui. The gingerbread man I got from Coco Rose and family tried to run away from me just like the one that Demon Flash Bandit got on his page, but he taught me to chase it and once you catch it, it is delicious. I have to tell you that the chase is part of the fun.
I had a wonderful Christmas even if Santa Paws didn't bring me everything I asked for---AGAIN. The nice grandhumans who are the parents of my doggy parents, Merlin's Magic Cane and Faithfully Yours, Bertie sent Demon and me a package filled with so many toys and treats that Mommy gave us the stuff from Santa Paws the day after Christmas. Mommy said they sent so much that we wouldn't know what to play with first which I have to admit was true. I might add that the "stringed cheese" budda snacks were wonderful. Demon and I recommend them to any dogs who haven't tried them.
Uh oh, Demon is waking up. I'd better get off the computer. Don't tell him I was on here.
Angel Zoom Smokey (Had a Wonderful Christmas)
December 9th 2009 1:15 pm
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Hello doggies. Angel Zoom Smokey is on the computer which means that Demon Flash Bandit is napping--as usual. The dog knows how to nap. The weather is getting colder and we had some snow--not nearly as much as promised, but a dog learns to accept things the way they are. A dog can only hope that the birds will not steal all our snow, but they are getting more and more evil with each passing day. A dog tries not to think about it and hopes for the best!
Angel Zoom Smokey (Wishing for Snow)
December 8th 2009 7:53 am
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I would like to thank Sandra Marie for the cool fireplace with Santa coming down on my page. It is the time of year when I start thinking about Santa Paws which is why I wrote my letter to him yesterday. I think I should get extra toys and treats since I have to put up with Mr. Ego, Demon Flash Bandit all year. Do you know what Demon is doing now. He is napping. Yes, napping. I go over and bite his ear to get him to play with me and he growls and goes back to sleep. I'm telling you the dogs is lazy---LAZY!!! He won't play tug of war with me because he is the champion and he is afraid he will lose his title to a girl. You should see him---he has the humans sing that song, Demon is the Champion to him and he eats it up. It makes me want to lose my milkbones watching him while they sing it. Yet does he give me a chance to gain the title? No, he does not! It reminds me of Rocky 3 when Rocky doesn't fight anyone who really has a chance to win until he meets up with Mr. T. and Mr. T lost because he was weighed down by a bunch of gold jewelry. That is why we dogs don't wear a lot of jewelry--many of us are big Rocky fans, and we saw what happened to Mr. T. Then Mr. T went on to star in a tv show called the A Team. This was a group of super smart A students who travelled around tutoring kids who couldn't make an A without help. They were being hunted by a bunch of bully kids who weren't able to make good grades and were jealous. Yes, I know it doesn't sound like a great premise for a show, but it did quite well and I think Jeff said they are making it into a movie. Lets' hope they don't ruin the integrity of the show when they make it into a movie.
Angel Zoom Smokey (Getting Stronger.....)
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