December 7th 2008 8:37 am
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It's Angel Zoom Smokey barking out your favorite diary entry. Yes, Demon Flash Bandit was diary pick of the day for the third time. Have the humans at Dogster headquarters lost their minds--not that you aren't wonderful humans, but Demon's diary? I've read his dairy and if you ask this dog, it is the ramblings of a dog with a big ego--which will be even bigger now. I don't know if he can fit through a door if that ego of his gets any bigger. He is always picking on me, the puppy. For instance, in today's diary entry, he had to mention that I had a Christmas wish list for Santa Paws last year that was 500 pages long. He is exaggerating again. It was only 499 and 3/4 pages long. He had to add the extra 1/4 page to make me look greedy. Can a girl help it if she needs stuff? I didn't think any of it was too extravagant. I think the girls out there will understand when I say that we girls do NEED more stuff than men. If you ever look at the human men's list, they want a bunch of silly stuff anyway. I've been told that Daddy used to have his car on the Christmas list. Mommy actually doesn't agree with me on that one. She doesn't think it was stupid. She thinks it was insane. Now that Daddy has crossed over the bridge, guess what name has been dropped from the Christmas list. Yes, you guessed it--the car.

I know Demon can write a good diary entry, but I'm not going to tell him. I have to live with him and his ego.

Angel Zoom Smokey (Dog Living With Demon Flash Bandit)