Santa Was a Disappointment Last Year

Demon wrote in his diary entry about Santa being laid off from a mall in Farifax County, VA, and I have to admit, I'm much less upset about it than Demon. I usually agree with Demon, but I've been annoyed at Santa since last year. I sent him a brief list of what I wanted for Christmas--only about 500 pages, and he didn't bring me everything I wanted. You can imagine that I am still annoyed at him over neglecting me. Sure, I got nice toys and treats, but where was my limo, my computer, and all the other little things a girl needs to be happy? I didn't even get the unlimited charge cards that were pre-paid. Demon said you can't pre-pay an unlimited charge card and I told him to quit annoying me. If I want an unlimited pre-paid charge card, I should get an unlimited pre-paid charge card. Maybe Santa will do a better job this year, but he had better get with the program and send me what I ask for. Just ask the mall in VA, Santa can be replaced.

Angel Zoom Smokey (Santa Had Better Bring Me What I Ask For This Year if He Knows What is Good For Him Or I Will Come to the North Pole and Puppy Slap Him, Mrs. Claus, the Elves, and all the Reindeer)