March 8th 2008 2:28 am
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I told myself I’d write in my diary more but it’s hard to get back in the writing grove after a while. Besides, Demon, mom and the Fster are always on the computer doing silly things. Like I care if the Fster (Jeff) is trying to write something, I want to write something as well, my darn diary!

Okay, first things first. Demon was watching the Jason Bourne movies the other day and he announced that Matt “Demon” had stolen his name to make him look cooler. I told Demon that his name is Matt Damon, NOT Matt Demon. Also, even if by some chance his name really was Matt Demon, that would have been his birth name. He’s been in movies since before Demon was a pup (yes…Matt Damon is that old) and he has always gone by the name Matt Damon

Okay dogs…I was listening to the radio the other day and I made a few notes that you all might want to know. First of all, apparently there is a dog named Snoop (could it be Snoopy?) who has become a big recording star. See, the Howling Huskies have a shot at superstardom! Also, according to the genius that is Justin Timberlake, America is in desperate need of sexy. I can’t believe he did a song about that! His mommy must have washed his mouth out with soap when he got done singing. Still, he did bring some important social issues up, I’m just not sure what. : ) There is also some dude who likes big butts. The less said about that, the better.

Also, I stumbled onto the greatest song ever composed, move over Mozart and Beethoven, no one really cares about your stupid symphonies when there is a musical ‘tour de force’ called “My Humps” by The Black Eyed Peas out there on the airwaves. Yeah, I didn’t know food could sing either! I’ll have to do some research on this.

Anyway, while I was listening to the radio, I couldn’t help but notice the Fster. I guess Jeff has to sing (horribly) to every song that comes on the radio. There is no way I can quite explain the experience of the Fster singing about ‘feeling like a natural woman’ or other guys ‘wishing their girlfriends were hot like him’. Let’s just say it sends shivers down me and Demon’s spine.

Also…I want to be in a comic book!!! Oh wait…I already have a diary entry about that…

Well…later guys!

-Angel Zoom Smokey (Hotter then you since ‘07)