October 1st 2007 10:36 pm
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Hello everybody, how are you all doing? I'm doing good, busy as usual though. I'm one busy puppy. I have campaigning yet to do, I have to help the Fster write his 'comedy' (if you can call it that...), I have milk bones to eat and I fighting to do with Demon. (Lately the phrase 'them fightin' words' can be heard a lot!) So, I haven't had a lot of free time to write my diary, sorry!
I just thought that I would give you a quick update by letting all you dogs know what I love and what I hate.
The Top 10 things I love:
10. My family- Voters eat that stuff up!
9. Silly people- The Fster is silly and I have to admit, he makes me laugh sometimes as a result...
8. Pillows- A girl needs a soft place to lay her head...
7. Other dogs- The best part of waking up is truly smelling another dog's butt, I don't know what weird thing you humans do in the morning.
6. 'Bye bye' time- I love taking the humans for rides or walks.
5. Dog movies- There is just something about seeing a dog on the silver screen that is just so special.
4. Toys- What dog doesn't love getting new toys to tear up?
3. Burger King- I love how much attention I get there...not to mention the food!
2. Ice Cream- It's cold and yummy. It does a dog's body good!
1. Chocolate- Do I even need a reason?
Now, the top 10 things I hate.
10. Paris Hilton- The less said the better.
9. Other people's toys- I am the only puppy in the house! Why do Demon, mom and the Fster need toys?
8. Demon diary- He digs at me all the time and even steals my ideas sometimes! The nerve of him!
7. Health food- AKA dog food as the humans like to call it. If dog food is so good, why don't humans eat it. Demon has a point!
6. President George W. Bush- If it wasn't for him, me or Demon wouldn't have so much work ahead of us!
5. Nicknames- Humans think it is so cute to run around and call me 'Puddles', but it is just degrading...pure and simple.
4. The Fster's 'life'- If the Fster didn't have friends he takes off with, I wouldn't have to bug his room...
3. Dog haters- Two words come to mind: electric chair.
2. Fleas- They make me itch and get on my nerves...I hate fleas!
1. Birds- Anything that steals my magnificent snow is evil and number one on my hate list...
Vote Angel Zoom Smokey for President!!!
Angel Zoom Smokey (To quote Crow T. Robot..."You know you want me baby!")