July 24th 2007 9:29 am
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So I've kind of been showing my arse lately. My Dad (who is my favorite of the people) has gone to work on the road welding, so he's gone all the time now. I don't like it at all. The first week he was gone, I pooped in the house 3 times. I never poop in the house. I did it on purpose. I don't think that Mom likes Dad being gone either...she used to stay outside until dark with us after she got home from work...she would garden and we would play. Now she lets us out for a few minutes, then she sits on her bed and waits for it to get dark so she can go to sleep. She is getting better, though...yesterday we stayed outside for a few hours with her, and she worked in her sorely neglected garden. She keeps telling Dad that if he continues to stay gone all the time, she's going to have to hire a pool boy. Funny thing, though...we don't have a pool. ???

Zeppelin murdered a wascally wabbit yesterday. I decided that I should be entitled to half of it. Zeppelin did not agree. A large dog-fight ensued. I won...or at least I was winning when Mom came running across the yard, screaming at us, and made us quit. Zeppelin was down, the big weinie. Mom took the wabbit away from us.