7/2/07

This is Reggie's mommy. He was a naughty little dog. He bit my favorite kitty and didn't tell me about it. My sweet, wonderful kitty has a huge abcess that we noticed late in the evening today (several days after being bitten). So, off to the all-night emergency pet clinic we went. Thankfully, my kitty will be all better...but he looks really funny because they had to shave half of his head to clean the wound. So, I have grounded Reggie from the computer for two weeks. One for biting my kitty and one for not telling me about it. I'm sure you all would understand.

The Vet 7/2/07

Oh, dear, up until todat, my mommy was really nice. She took me to the vet. She made me get a shot. I barked and wiggled, but I still got it. Then someone stuck their finger in my butt. They wiggled my knees and other awful stuff. I don't ever want to go back again. The very least she could have done is bring me back to DQ for one of those heavenly doggy treats.

If there is one positive about the whole thing...at least they didn't take any more of my parts!

6/30/07

What a total drag...they have kept me on this stupid leash ALL DAY (it's my short pretty blue leash). I haven't had a single opportunity to sneak a poop in.

6/29/07

I'm such a sneaky dog! They took me outside and I didn't go potty. Then, they let me off my leash...after a little, I went upstairs and pooped inside. They have no idea it was me because they didn't see me, and they didn't scold me when they cleaned it up.

The Lake!!

Wow, what a day! My family took me to a lake. To be honest, I don't really like the taste of lake water, but the boat ride was really fun. I loved the wind blowing in my face. I met a lot of little girls. I tried to be really friendly and lick them, but the smaller ones would run away.

I thought life was nearly perfect until the ride home. I got a doggie treat from DQ. I didn't know they made such treats. But, I got my fur quite messy. My mommy said I was just like a 2-year-old. I think she liked my ice cream face.

One last little update in my life. My mommy is making me stay on my leash. I'm not sure why. I wish she would let me off the leash so I could find a sneaky place to poop. I really don't like to do it in the grass because it tickles.

In the beginning

Well, my past life was not very fun. I didn't like where I was, so I barked a lot. I was frustrated so I decided not to be potty trained. So, suddenly, I was taken away from this sad place. But, maybe I made a few bad decisions, because before I knew it, I was missing a pair of body parts. I really miss them. Plus, it hurt. Well, I went to another house. Since missing a few precious body parts, I decided that maybe barking wasn't a good idea. I even go potty outside most of the time. Life was nice. But then, after a few days, I got to go outside (just me, and not the two other dogs). There were some people out there. We had a lot of fun. They took me for walks, let me kiss them. It wa sa really fun evening. Then, before I knew it, I went for a car ride. I was really shaking, because I didn't want to lose more body parts.

Well, there was nothing to fear. I'm in another house. I don't have any dogs to play with...but there are two furry animals. I think they're called cats. One of them hisses at me once in awhile, so I don't pay much attention to her. But, the other one, I"m quite sure he just loves it when I use him like my litter mate. I simply love to wrestle with him. I think of him as my kindrid spirit because he's also missing body parts.

The best part is I think it's fine to poop inside once in awhile...after all, I didn't lose body parts, so I think I'm in the clear. After all, those other furry creatures get to go inside, wny not me.