MY DOGGIE DAY LIFE WITH MY FAMILY….Part 1

WE ARE LIVING IN A 2BEDROOM 2BATHROOM APARTMENT SO THERE IS NOT MUCH SPACE FOR ME TO RUN AROUND. BUT I GOT MY OWN BATHROOM SO I DON’T HAVE TO GO OUT TO PEE OR POOP OOPS, SHOULD I HAVE TO REVEAL EVERYTHING? (DO MY BUSINESS).I GOT MY OWN ROOM BUT
I SLEEP ON MY BED WHICH IS OUTSIDE MY MOM & DADA BEDROOM. IN THE MORNING WHEN MY DADA WAKES UP HE WILL ALWAYS SAY HI/GOOD MORNING LASSIE. WHEN MOM WAKES UP SHE COMES OUT I GOT UP FROM MY BED AND FOLLOW HER TO THE LIVING ROOM. MOM OPENS THE BALCONY FOR ME SO I CAN HAVE MY MORNING FRESH AIR & OF COURSE CHASING ALL THE PIGEONS WHO COMES IN THE BALCONY. IM JUST HELPING MY MOM COZ SHE ALWAYS COMPLAINS ABOUT THE PIGEONS POOP IN THE BALCONY. I LOVE BASKING IN THE SUN .BUT NOT FOR A LONG TIME .THIS PRETTY MUCH HAPPENED EVERY DAY EXCEPT DURING SANDSTORM MOM & DADA WILL NEVER ALLOW ME TO BE IN THE BALCONY.WOOFS! WOOFS!

MY DADA LEAVES FOR WORK HE ALWAYS GIVE LOTS AND LOTS OF KISSES AND IM SAD BUT I KNOW HE WILL BE BACK SOON SO, I JUST MAKE MYSELF BUSY LIKE PLAYING OR JUST GO BACK TO SLEEP. I LIKE MOM WHEN SHE ATE BREAKFAST ‘COZ I KNOW I GET TO HAVE WHAT SHE IS HAVING LIKE BREAD WITH BUTTER/CREAM/BACON/HAM/HOTDOG WHAT?! DID I SAY HOTDOGS??? OH MY?! EVERYTHING WHAT SHE EAT EVEN THOUGH I CAN ONLY GET A SMALL PIECE ‘COZ MOM SAID FOOD CONTAINING PRESERVATIVE IS NOT GOOD FOR ME. THEY USED TO GIVE EGG BUT LAST MONTH MY VET SAID THAT I HAVE ALLERGY FOR FISH AND EGG SO NOW I CANT HAVE THEM ANYMORE.

SOMETIMES MOM DOESN’T EAT BREAKFAST ‘COZ I WILL HEAR HER SAYING SHE IS ON A DIET BUT I CANT SAY THAT SHE IS STILL PRETTY MUCH THE SAME. WAG TAIL, BOL…THIS IS JUST A SECRET PLS DON’T TELL HER. WOOFS! WOOFS! MOM START TO CLEAN THE HOUSE THEN I HAVE TO GO INSIDE MY DEN/HOUSE BUT SHE WOULD VACCUM MY PLACE AND I WAIT FOR MY TURN TO BE VACCUM (SHE DON’T REALLY VACCUM ME JUST PRETEND THAT SHE IS ) SHE ALWAYS TELLS ME THAT ITS NOT GOOD TO VACCUM A DOGGIE LIKE ME. THEN I GO INSIDE TILL SHE FINISHED CLEANING AND THE FLOOR IS DRY.

MOM IS AN EXCELLENT COOK I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT. WHEN SHE IS COOKING IM ALWAYS IN THE KITCHEN WITH HER LAYING DOWN ON HER FEET SHE USUALLY ASK ME TO BE OUTSIDE COZ SHE CANT MOVE FREELY BUT I JUST LOVE TO BE WITH MY MOM.THE ONLY WAY I WILL BE OUTSIDE THE KITCHEN WHEN SHE STARTS FRYING ‘COZ IM JUST SCARED OF THE SPLATTERING OIL.(TAIL TUCKED IN MY BEHIND)! MOM EVEN GETS SCARED TOO. SO WHEN SHE FINISH COOKING I GET TO TASTE FIRST IF I CANT STOP LICKING MY MOUTH THEN ITS GOOD TO GO.

WHEN IM STILL A PUPPY IF THERE IS FOOD FELL ON THE FLOOR I USED TO HELP MOM IN THE KITHCEN BY EATING IT SO SHE WILL NOT HAVE TO CLEAN THAT PART.
ONE DAY ITS BARBECUE TIME SMELLS AWESOME THAT I CANT RESIST TO EAT THE FOOD FELL ON THE FLOOR WHEN MOM & DAD TOLD ME ITS HOT I DIDN’T REALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT IS THE MEANING OF “HOT” TILL THAT DAY WHEN I JUST SWALLOW IT AND IT BURNS MY TONGUE I SPIT IT OUT COZ THEY WERE TRYING TO REMOVE IT FROM MY MOUTH THEN I REALIZED OH THAT WAS HOT! SO THEY TOLD ME TO DRINK PLENTY OF WATER I GUESS IT HELPS BUT MY TONGUE IS A LITTLE BIT RED. NOT QUITE A GOOD EXPERIENCE THOUGH FOR A PUPPY BUT FROM THEN ON I WAIT FOR MOM OR DAD’S APPROVAL WHEN THERE IS SOMETHING ON THE FLOOR. IF MY MOM PREPARES MY FOOD I WAIT TILL ITS NOT THAT HOT OR BY THEIR APPROVAL.BUT WHILE IM WAITING I GET SO WHINEY AND MOM WILL LAUGH AT ME. I DON’T GET IT WHAT SO FUNNY?

I GOT VERY EXCITED AROUND PEOPLE AND WILL WHINE TILL I GET TO MEET THEM AND GET A RUBBED ON MY BELLY OR EARS. BOL! IT WORKS! I HARDLY BARK WHICH IS A GOOD THING MOM SAYS ‘COZ WE ARE JUST STAYING IN AN APARTMENT. THESE ARE MY REASON WHY I HAVE TO BARK AFTER I USE THE TOILET DOIN MY BUSINESS I DON’T HAVE TO EXAGGERATE THAT PART.

IM DADA’S BIG LAP DOG! I STILL THINK IM A BABY BUT THEY ALWAYS TELL ME IM A BIG GIRL NOW, DUH? AH! I DON’T THINK SO! IM A BIT SPOILED WITH MY DADA I THINK HE IS JUST TRYING TO COMPENSATE FOR THE TIME HE IS NOT AT HOME. MOM IS NOT WORKING SO I GET TO SPEND MOST OF TIME WITH HER. THAT’S WHY I THINK SHE TRIES TO BE THE DISCIPLINARIAN AND MY TEACHER SHE HAD TAUGHT ME TRICKS.SHE IS A GREAT TEACHER ÇOZ IM A SMART STUDENT GOT THE PICTURE? BOL…BOL.

MY DADA COMES HOME FOR LUNCH I GREETED HIM AT THE DOOR GIVE HIM LOTS OF KISSES. HE WILL STAY FOR SOMETIME. HE ALWAYS GIVE ME BANANA AFTER LUNCH. I DON’T KNOW I JUSTLOVE TO EAT. MY FAVORITE TREATS PEDIGREE MEATY BITES (BEEF FLAVOR).OH! YUMMY…
BEFORE THE PETFOOD RECALL I USED TO HAVE CANNED FOOD. AFTER THAT MOM HAS TO COOK FOOD FOR ME LIKE GROUND BEEF WITH THINLY SLICE/CUT CABBAGE, SHREDDED CARROTS & POTATOES WITH A LITTLE RICE. OH! WOOF WOOF! 2ND RECIPE BOILED CHICKEN (SHREDDED & BONELESS) WITH VEGGIES. EXCELLENT!! YUM-O!