Call Mulder and Scully I've Been Chipped!!!!!!!!!

Its was a sunny and cold morning here. Mommy and DaddyO said wanna go for a ride??? So off we went drivng down the Parkway until we go to my Vets!!!! I LOVE to see all the pups and kittys there, even if I am scared of the Room! I saw big dogs,little dogs,cats in carriers. One pup was like a Pony! really sweet boy. Mommy said to the desk ladies"She is here for A chip:. Hmmm I Love Chippies!! Where are those yummy crispy crunchy things!!

Well the Nice tech called my name and said I will walk her back. Off I went slunking down the hall like the pawrents were sending me away forever. They placed a CHIP in my NECK with a needle!!!! Hey I like my chips by mouth please, how am I supposed to taste them that way??!! Daddy thought I was getting something like GPS (Global Puppy Spotter I think it is). No such luck but it is an International chip though and universal. I can go on the Space Station maybe,bol. Mommy and Daddy said "Oh No!!! She is like Scully, she has a chip in her neck!! " Better Call Mulder we need the X Files!!!""
I am weird and quirky but do they really need to do that?? Humans are such weirdos ......I think Mommy just likes that Fox guy,geez.......;o)

Just a ps note.My pawrents wish people would not pull away from me when I walk past. Why do they do that?? Is it because I am a Space Alien??Mom says they just don't understand but Daddy gets even more hurt by it. I'm just my happy lovey old self. I would never hurt them or their furries.Oh Well I'm Off for some goodies and to play outside. Yahoooza........

Mommy said" A chip IN the Neck is better than Having a Chip ON your shoulder",hmmmm, I Just Love Chippies though. :O) Arrroos and pokes.....