I am a new man... I mean dog!

Well, let's just say that the past 2 months, I haven't been a very good boy. I kinda got carried away with keeping the bad guys away from my mom, so I barked at all the women and children too. Oh, and skateboards. Those things are loud! My mom has been taking me to training classes with Karen Decker. I don't like her. She's mean to me and doesn't like me because of my gorgeous white coat. She says all white GSDs are aggressive. She even warned my mom that I might turn on her! I would never hurt my mom!! Mom got mad that Karen would say such things, so she paid a whole lotta money to take me to a different trainer, Wes Jenson. Now this is a guy I could learn to like. He's really patient with me, and even said that if Mom hadn't adopted me, he would have. I've been to only two training classes so far, and I'm doing MUCH better now. I don't bark at everyone, only the really sketchy guys. I usually only bark once or twice and then Mom tells me to be quiet. I hope she's not too mad at me. I just want to protect her! Anyway, I'll try to be good for her from now on.

A New Name

Well, Mom has finally decided to change my name, just after I had gotten used to the name King! Now my name is Lex, after Lex Luthor of Superman. I'm an evil genius supervillain!! She said that if that was too evil for me, my name could be short for Lexus cuz we all know how much my mom loves cars. I like sticking my head out of car windows at least.