As the cookie crumbles

She's in the Army now

December 31st 2007 3:46 am
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The holiday was good but it's over, and now it's time to get back to basics with the little ding dong....I have severe doubts that I'll ever get Emma into shape and learn to be a dog......she thinks just because she "graduated" from pup school and knows how to sit, and lay down (when she feels like it) that's all it means to be a dog......girl or no girl, she needs to learn how to protect our family.....and what does she do? She shows up every day for our lessons in those pink bunny slippers, and sometimes she's even wearing her red reindeer ears........she can't even manage to put two barks together and her growl?...it sounds like an injured bird. It's embarressing......I try to take her out in yard and patrol the premises...but I'll turn around and there she is, looking at the birds, humming, digging a hole, eating leaves ,sunning herself..once she just layed down and took a nap....Her attention span is less then a second. Strange humans walk by, and she's waving hello and saying hi...I'm surprised she's not asking them in for cookies and water or a dip in the pool..... And when I get tough with her about it? What does she do? She puts her head down and gets all teary eyed. This is going to be a lot harder then I thought.....but I never give up. I'm going to have get tougher....decided I'll have to do something to get her attention.....I'm going to have to hide her bunny slippers and not give them back until she bucks up and gets it right....

 
 

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