As the cookie crumbles

Moms lost her marbles

December 13th 2007 3:10 pm
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I can't believe she made me wear those red reindeer antlers with BOWS on them.......and then put the picture on my own pup page........I'm ruined, just ruined....... What sexy chicks are going to look at me now without laughing? I'm 5 yrs old to mom and still her baby.....but I'm really 35 years old!!! What 35 year old male who be caught dead wearing those??........Since Emma came along everything is all sweet and girlie.......I"ve tried to be good, I've tried to help mom with Emma, I puppy sit her all the time, clue her in on how to be a dog....try to be extra patient, especially with the big guy in the red suit coming....but Mom is just having herself a breakdown or something. It's one thing to help Emma grow up to be a lady doggie, and I know it's important to Emma since she's in love with that young pup........but I'm a fullgrown MALE, looking for the lady love of my life....and there I am wearing RED REINDEER EARS WITH BOWS..What's next? A skirt? Can't imagine what mom will get me for Christmas.......pink frilly feety pj's, or fuzzy bunny slippers......it should just be illegal to be able to post pictures without the pups conscent. I can't wait until dad gets home.......

 
 

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