September 3rd 2009 9:25 pm
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We were in a great competition for America's Next Top Dogel. One of our photo challenges was called a Shot in the Dark. It called for literally shooting in the dark. This was mom's last ditch effort the morning for pics due that night. Names have been changed to protect the not so innocent!!!
4:45 am....pitch black night sky, two little dogs dragged out of warm bed by crazed woman with a camera.
4:50 am.. Rocker dragged across grass to middle of yard
4:53 am...Rocker turned this way and that for prime viewing
4:55 am...Black dog placed on Rocker
4:56 am...Black dog jumps down
4:57 am...Black dog captured and placed again on rocker
4:58 am...Red dog joins black dog on Rocker...ruining shot.
4:59 am...Both dogs wrestle on the rocker , crazed woman puts
camera on patio and returns to position black dog & remove Red Dog.
5:00am...Automatic sprinklers come on....soaking barefoot crazy woman in nightgown...who screams...probably waking the neighborhood..Red dog & black dog run gleefully through the sprinklers.
5:01am.... Woman, soaking wet looking for all the world like something the cat dragged in....walks onto the patio, picks up the camera which by the grace of god was not in the water....returns to the house to find aforementioned sopping wet dogs had run across freshly washed sheets and were in her bed.
5:20....crazed woman fresh from hot shower, holds a cup of coffee and concedes defeat, while two Doxies manically laugh in the background.
Picture time anyone????
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This may be the best blog I've ever read - thanks for the laughs!
OMD, I was re-reading this Laughing hysterically as I remembered the challenge! Cracked me right up again! Thanks for the fun memories!