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New Year New Tricks

Well late last year I learned a new way to scare mommy. I learned how to act like a kitty cat. Yep that isright I learned to land on all fours just like a cat when I fall off the bed. Mommy did not thnk this was funn the first time i did it not to mention the secind time. she had a bad heart and was telling me i was going to cause her ti have a heart attack if I did it again. Hey I was just trying to get her to hurry up and give me my treats a little faster. But het=y now she puts these silly pink pillows on the side of the bed to meep me from getting too close to the edge of the bed. She also will move her chair right to the edge of the bed to keep me from reaching out for her leg with my wittle paw. the first time I ran around to the other side where my steps are and jumped back on the bed. The secind time well she had to pick my wittle booty up to pu me on the bed abd checked me from head to toe and nose to tail both tumes to make sure i was ok. She also let out this scream both times that got granny to run in to see what had happened. Now granny calls me a witt;e baby and ask if I need a passie to chew or suck on. GRRRRRRRRRRRR when will these xrazy humans learn that us doggies love to be clowns at times? Just take a chill pill and relax for a while and loosen those ole apron strings fur us so we can have a wittle fun. Anyway that is no worse than mommy falling asleep at the computer and endingup on the floor with the computer chair ontop of her. Or missing the chair when hers tries to sit down without looking.A year and 2 months ago mommy had to have surgery for a compression fracture of her back cause hers had an accident that made it hard to bend over or even hold me to cuddle so what I did was nothing compaired to how she closed out the year before. Well this wittle Yorkie kitty Impersonator has to get some sleep now so he can keep mommy safe for another day. bark at you again later and have a great day and stay warm with all this Artic Air heading to the South,
Adam Chewbacca Kitty Cat Impersonator

To Share Or Not To Share

Ok I gets in trouble if I does not share wiff others so I gots a good question. Why does mommy not haff to share wiff me and gets to hogg all the good stuff. It is so bad when humans start bragging in their groups about treats like those Royal Dansk Luxury Waffer thingies. the bad part is she did not get the good ones that a doggy can have a bite of she got the ones wiff the chocolate centers GRRRRRRRRRRRR Bad Mommy. To make it worce she and granny went to Austin a few days ago and came home with a Paula Dean Butter Rum Pecan Pie and mommy haffs tried 2 pieces of it and never even offered me a wittle taiste of any of it. At least she did let me try a bite of the Honey Baked ham and Smoked Turkey Breast before Thanksgiving and said I will get some goodies if I am good and let her give me a baff tomorrow morning. Ok I will let her do it but I will also shake while in the tub so she better be ready to smell like wet dirty doggy cause by the time I finish wiff her she will need a baff. see I sahre I even sahre other stuff like the SBDs when she tries to groom me and I want her to stop. I make her eyes water so bad she has to stop grooming me. If anyfur has any ideas of how to stop a baff PLEEEEEEEEASE Paw Mail me I need new tricks to get out of this.
Adam Chewbacca King Of Naughty

My New Job

some of you know this but for those who do not mommy is going back to college. She is about half way through her first semester back at the community college close to us. Since she is taking classes online it has become my job now to help her with her homework and study time. When she starts getting confused I have to paw her arm to tell her it is time for a break. Oh I also wanted to let yall know I asked my Sweet Foxie Roxie to marry me and she said yes. For thos who do not know her she is a sweet little Manchester Terrier from Georgia. Our wedding date will be the Sunday of Valentines Weekend so it will be easy to remember more for our mommys as they tend to get forgetfull as they get older. Now if I could just get mommy to learn to ask for help so she would stop falling or almost falling and hurting herself it would be great. By the way I am still just as naught as ever but with mommy in college now I do not get as much time to post about my naughty behavor. Maybe after she gets this stuff called ALGEBRA out of the way cause it does not make sence she said something one day about Pie Are Square HUH no that ait right pie are round but she said that is a formula. As long as it is not a formula for any of my food I guess it is ok but this stuff is CRAAAAAAAZY and upsets mommy and granny both. When my girls are upset I am upset so keep your paws crossed that mommy passes this algebra stuff so she does not have to do it much longer.