The Adventures of Bitey Dog!

(Page 2 of 7: Viewing Diary Entry 11 to 20)  
1  2  3  4  5  6  7  

At the Vet's

July 26th 2007 12:05 am
[ Leave A Comment ]

I went to the vet on Monday, and it was GREAT! I love the vet's office. I remembered everyone there, and I was sure that they all wanted to pet me if I could only get closer to them. Mommy didn't agree, and she kept making me sit down. I didn't keep quiet, though. I barked and howled the whole time.

While I was there, I met my cousin. He was only 4 months old, but I growled and barked at him like he was a squirrel. He growled too. I could tell we would be great friends if only we could get closer. Once again, Mommy didn't agree.

You should have heard me when they clipped my nails. I didn't just whimper, I screamed bloody murder. You would have thought they were pulling my teeth the way I screamed. Was I hurt? No. I just don't care to have my paws held like that.

I can't wait to go back next month and get my rabies shot!

 

Another Day at Dog School

July 27th 2007 10:25 pm
[ Leave A Comment ]

Today was a good day in Obedience School. Was that because I was a good dog for a change? No, it was because Mommy lowered her expectations!

We had a new teacher, and I liked her a WHOLE LOT! She pet me and gave me a biscuit, so I know she liked me too. Whenever she would talk to the other dogs, I would howl and bark so that she would pay attention to me. I sure know how to work a room!

 

I've Been Tagged!

August 8th 2007 1:05 am
[ Leave A Comment ]

Charlie tagged me! So, now I have to write seven random facts about myself in my diary, then I tag seven dogs to do the same. Whee! This should be fun.

1. When I was a puppy, I was afraid on the "monsters" under my bed.
2. When I sleep, I carry on both sides of a conversation. (GRRR!
Whimper....whimper GRRR! Whimper.)
3. I know my right from my left.
4. I won't come in the house at night until I find that star that bothers me and
bark at it.
5. When I want someone's attention, I raise my hand.
6. My favorite color is red.
7. After I get groomed, I won't stop fluffing my fur until someone tells me I am
handsome.

Now, I tag: Canuck, Sophie, Eddie, Annabelle Lea, Raggie, Brillo and Maya. Have fun!

 

First Rally Class

September 14th 2007 9:47 pm
[ Leave A Comment ]

We went to our first Rally class on Wednesday and...Geordie wasn't the worst dog in the class!! This is a real first. Normally he barks his head off and rushes at the dogs around us. On Wednesday, he was well-mannered and did everything I asked him to. (It was Mommy who kept screwing up when we walked the course!)

The only potential problem that I see is that there is a dog in our class named Bunny. Geordie totally freaks out when he hears the word Bunny. Maybe we'll get lucky and the owner will never call his dog by name.

 

Poor Geordie

September 22nd 2007 12:04 pm
[ Leave A Comment ]

Poor Geordie had a bad day at school this week. There is a Chesapeak Bay Retriever in the class, and Geordie is afraid of him. First this dog, then the two angry spaniels growled at him. I could see that he was upset. Even more so when I had to put him in a kennel right next to the big dog. When I tried to put him in the kennel, he grabbed hold of me with all four paws. I could feel his claws digging into me like a cat will if you hold it over water. He cowered the whole three minutes he was in the kennel, and when I took him out, he wouldn't let me put him down.
After I got him calmed down somewhat, we went off to a corner to practice tricks while we waited our turn to walk the course. I went through the usual, Sit, Down, Roll Over....then I decided to ask him some "yes" "no" questions so we could practice that. I asked him several things, and when I came to "Do you want a hug?" , he nodded a big YES! I was so surprised since Geordie isn't a snuggly pup. He must have really been shaken by those growly dogs.

 

Up!

September 24th 2007 10:44 pm
[ Leave A Comment ]

The other day, I sat down at my sewing table to do some work. Geordie seemed restless, and in a few minutes, started "talking", growling and barking at me. I figured he wanted to play, or needed to go out, so I put down my work and asked him what he wanted. He kept walking backwards, and getting more and more frustrated with his "Arf"s. Finally, I asked him, "Do you want me to pick you up so you can see what I am doing?" He calmly got up, walked over to my table and stood there with his shoulders braced like he does when I lift him. I couldn't believe that what he wanted was to see what I do! After I showed him my tools and told him their names, he laid down and let me work.

It reminded me of how earlier this year, I was knitting a sweater for my Mom. When he saw me knitting, he kept reaching up with his paws for my work. He pestered me until I got down on the floor with him and showed him how I moved the yarn from one needle to the other. It wasn't enough to know that I did it, he wanted to see how.

To be honest, I don't think I've ever met a human male who was so interested in my work.

 

The "Uppies" Argument

September 26th 2007 10:28 pm
[ Leave A Comment ]

As a prelude to this story, I have to mention that I've taught Geordie to nod his head when he means "yes" when someone asks him a question. (Ex. Do you want to go outside? Do you want to do tricks? Do you want to play? He'll nod his head "yes" to the one he wants to do.)

After the incident at the sewing table, I realized what Geordie had been saying all those times he was fussy and barky with me: he wanted me to lift him so that he could see something. The next day, he did it again, so I lifted him to see my sewing, then he was quiet.

On the next day, he was fussing and barking again. This time, he wanted me to lift him to the back door so that he could look out and sniff through the screened, upper portion. I did this for a few minutes, then put him down. He came back wanting more. So, I held him up for a little while longer, then put him down. He kept coming to me and telling me he wanted me to lift him. I said "No, we're done with that for a while". The whole time I'm talking to him, he is vigorously nodding his head "Yes!" I knew that teaching him to talk would eventually lead to him arguing with me!

 

Like Mommy, Like Puppy

September 30th 2007 10:50 pm
[ Leave A Comment ]

Geordie has recently joined the ranks of the allergy sufferers. A couple of days ago, I thought I found bite marks on his legs. Since I'm not positive what flea bites look like, I took him to the vet to get checked out. The vet said he probably has seasonal allergies, and she gave him antibiotics for his skin infection. The good news is that he is getting better. The bad news is that he is so sleepy from the pills that he doesn't have the energy to get in trouble and do funny things.

The vet also said that Geordie has beautiful, white teeth. I guess all those nights of wrestling him to brush those fangs are paying off!

 

Geordie Gets Blessed

October 8th 2007 11:53 pm
[ Leave A Comment ]

The other day, there was The Blessing of the Pets at church, so I took Geordie over. Everyone in the neighborhood knows Geordie, including the priest. As we are walking by, the priest says, "So you are getting Geordie blessed today? That dog doesn't need blessed: he needs an EXORCISM!!!"

In the end, the Holy Water didn't sizzle when it touched the dog, so I guess we're all right!

 

Immanentizing the Eschaton

October 11th 2007 10:59 pm
[ Leave A Comment ]

Whoo! Rather like "Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny", or "Supercallifragilisticexpealidocious". (Something good to memorize to sound not-so-stoopid.)

Still, it got me to wondering...do you think our pups can remember Heaven?

 
  Sort By Newest First

Geordie


Subscribe

(What does RSS do?)