Pensive Prattling by Shaki

Don't Let the Vacuum Cleaner Eat Me!!

March 2nd 2013 11:58 am
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Dear Diary,
Mommy got out my nemesis, 'n' I just had to tell you how I feel, so I wrote this little poem to share with you.


Don’t let the vacuum cleaner eat me!
Don’t let it come too near.
Just ‘cause it doesn’t belch fire and brimstone,
I still have reason to fear.

Don’t let the vacuum cleaner eat me!
Don’t let it come so close.
Ev’ry time I try to sniff it,
It tries to grab my nose, so,

Don’t let the vacuum cleaner eat me!
Don’t let it come too near.
Just ‘cause it doesn’t belch fire and brimstone,
I still have reason to fear.

I tried to be patient,
I tried to be brave.
I tried to go the other way.
But that mean thing just followed
Me around, so this is what I pray:

Don’t let the vacuum cleaner eat me!
Don’t let it come too near.
Just ‘cause it doesn’t belch fire and brimstone,
I still have reason to fear.

Mommy looks so happy
When it grabs up all that dust.
And she tells me which way to go,

But I get confused and all turned around,
That’s why I’m saying just

Don’t let the vacuum cleaner eat me!
Don’t let it come too near.
Just ‘cause it doesn’t belch fire and brimstone,
I still have reason to fear.

 
 

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Barked by: Darby (Dogster Member)

March 2nd 2013 at 6:25 pm

Cute poem, Shaki! I hate the evil vacuum monster too but i try and bite it! ;)
Barked by: Amazing Grace (Dogster Member)

March 3rd 2013 at 4:45 pm

OMD! Shaki...I can't imagine you being afraid of the vacuum?
I play with it,while Gma runs it around the house. We have electric broom too, for the vinyl floors. A hand dirt devil for the furniture. These things are out every single day! So I had to suck it up...and meet the fear I had as a puppy....

I just decided to make them my buddies and play with them. Laugh at the cat,Precious as she runs away..... They really look much more evil than they are. Hugs and kisses,mazy


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