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The Dish Washer

March 6th 2013 10:09 am
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The Dishwasher
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A man went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a secluded,
rural area of the state. After spending the night, his
grandfather prepared breakfast for him consisting of eggs and
bacon.

He noticed a film-like substance on his plate and he questioned
his grandfather, "Are these plates clean?"

His grandfather replied, "Those plates are as clean as cold
water
can get them so go on and finish your meal."

That afternoon, while eating the hamburgers his grandfather made
for lunch, he noticed tiny specks around the edge of this plate,
and a substance that looked like dried egg yolks so he asked
again, "Are you sure these plates are clean?"

Without looking up from his hamburger, the grandfather says,
"I told you before, those dishes are as clean as cold water can
get them, now don't ask me about it anymore!"

Later that afternoon, he was on his way out to get dinner in a
nearby town. As he was leaving, Grandfather's dog started to
growl and would not let him pass.

"Grandfather, your dog won't let me out."

Without diverting his attention from the football game he was
watching, Grandfather shouted,

"COLDWATER, GET OUT OF THE WAY!"

 
Barked by: ❅ Whitley ❅ (Dogster Member)

March 6th 2013 at 11:02 pm

BOL BOL!
Barked by: ♥ Dayzee ♥ (Dogster Member)

March 7th 2013 at 11:49 am

BOL

 

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