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A day in the life of a Rowdy Redbone

The Good, The Bad, and the Smelly

Today Lola and I got to go to our new favorite Dog park with the whole family. Which was grrreat because Daddy doesn't usually get to go with us because he works so much! And boy was it fun. There weren't as many dogs as there usually are there, but it didn't stop everyone from having a blast. There was this beautiful white Labradoodle named Sienna there. Well, she and I were quite a match because we are both so rambunctious. I normally don't like to go in the water. But today I just couldn't resist. I am a pretty good boy usually when mommy and daddy tell me NO! But today.. I just couldn't take my focus off of how much fun Sienna was having. And Sienna's family kept saying " NO, Sienna! " " Bad Dog!" And don't tell her I said this but she was being really bad, I mean coaxing me this good dog into getting into trouble :) Well this water we were running in was some kind of smelly sewage water that had TONS of mud in it. But man was it fun to run in. It was so funny to look at Sienna! Her beautiful white coat was covered in this greenish, brownish, gray sludge. I couldn't understand. Every time we ran past the humans.. they would cover their noses and say... ewww, gross! Mommy said we were smelly!
There were these dogs that just kind of sat on the sidelines watching us "run a muck". The Good Dogs. We as a pair were The Bad, and The Smelly!

Easter Bunny Droppings.

Today everybody was talking about this Easter Bunny fellow. everybody was running around lookin' for Eggs that I wasn't allowed to touch. and we went to this human's house that they call Granny. I like her a lot. But all this excitement made me kind of nervous. I was running back and forth trying to figure out what was going on, and trying to be part of things. I love it when the humans chase and run after things like I do. Needless to say i was rowdy. But Shhh... don't tell anyone. I had an accident. A poo. I do that when i get nervous. Everybody was laughing because noone saw me do it, and my mommy said .. Oh it must have been the Easter Bunny. And I didn't want her to be mad at me, so i didn't try to convince her otherwise. I thought to myself.. yeah it was the Easter Bunny. They were Easter Bunny droppings.
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I tried to clean it up Mamma

Well, let me start off by saying that I have a bit of seperation anxiety. I have gotten much better since mommy and daddy got me my miniature schnauzer sister Lola. But I still have some problems. Today when Mommy and my human sister Brittney went to the mall, I didn't like being left behind.. and so I left a #2 on the floor. Well, I guess I had a change of heart and felt kind of guilty, because mommy came home to find toilet paper laying near my "gift". I looked at her.. with those big bright Redbone eyes that won over her heart as if to say.. "I tried to clean it up, Mamma"
... needless to say my momma was disappointed but found it a bit hilarious!