feel free

feel free to add yourself to my new gest book in fact enyone who is relly nice and looks at my page is welcome (hint hint)

sorry fellow pups

sommit went wrong with my last gest book :-( so enyone that was nice and signed it before may hav to sign it agen sorry for being a pain but my mummy was half asleep when she set the last one up so it all went wrong :-( this one shoud be ok though sorry agen

big flat rocks?

whats happaning?
i woke up yesterday morning to find daddy still at home what? (he's normaly gone at 5ish) then he went outside and what a sight! outside the back gate was a big orange monster with a man rideing on its back! its head was like a truck but its body was flat and there was a arm coming out of its neck with long claws holding lots of big flat rocks! have aliens relly invaded?



later...

the alien is gone *phew* i'm in my outdoor kennel now and dadys clend up the back end of our garden and was covering it up with red sand then he laid the flat rocks neatly on top they must not have been very strong coz he broke a few and went to get some more. its all done now and he is letting me walk on it!

(I still wanna know about those big aliens)

hot hot HHHHHOOOOOOTTT!!!!!!!!!

my daddy brout another alian into the house today but this one is diffrent its orange, red,yellow and blue it was lovely and warm and my big kitty brother sparky lay in front of it so i figerd out it cat be that evil and bardged sparky out the way and lay in front of it myself, it was nice for a wile but then it got hottor and hottor so i lay by the door but then the whole room got hot and there was no way out! and i could not fight it so in my last bit of hope i lay down and slept will this kill us all







later...
ive woke up now but its still hot my big sis is gonna take me outside to do my bissnes now in the rain and the cold yay! then she says she will kill the heat monster with some water thease alians must be very weak i mean who getts killed by a bit of water?

but don't relax yet fellow pups!

there leader could still be out there...

ichy ichy ichy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No its not fleas its an eye infection :-(
I woke up yesterday with a BIG red puffy eye that was sooooo ichy!
My mummy got worryed and took me to the vets. The vet put this funny dye stuff in my eye that made it all go green he said it was to check if there were eny scraches on my poorly eye thankfully there wasent. Then he said there was a bad thing he had to do I was scered it might be the... the... the THOMOMOTER... it wasent... insted it was two big NEEDLES that went in the back of my neck (anisthetic and pain killer) and a blob of white stuff to but in my eye wich he told my mummy was a medicine that she haz to use three times a day (I hate it and I dont half put up a fight) he said if its not better by thursday I may have defeloped cherry eye and have to have an oporation :-(

But its better now so I dont have to.

Somit else happend today aswell the BIG tall dark green hege that blocks out all light from our front garden came down! And gess what they were using to cut it down with...ALIENS!!!!!!!!!!!!! this time they were small, fat and orange with big, long, flat noses that had lots of nives on the side. My dady and his best frend had one each and they must have tamed them as wenever the little orange thing fell asleep they pulled a long peace of string (wich I think was its tail) and then it growled and growled just like the meeny jack russel across the road from me and then you'll never gess... its spicky nose started spinning round and round relly fast! so fast it could cut strait thru the hege! these may be small but the untamed ones are a danger to the dogy race

WE MUST STOP THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

look!

I just notaced that on my page where it says 'my family' well Odin is coverd almost compleatly by the 'picure trail cube' so not meny people know he exists. After you read this diary entry you could please speare a moment to check out Odins page.


thank you

do you like a good book?

My mummy just fineshed reading this book called Marly & Me by John Grogan
She says it is very good and for me to tell you that if you are looking for a book to read then it is worth buying
it is about a yellow labie called marly (after Bob Marly) and is Non-Fiction this is the blurb:
John & Jenny were yong and deeply in love, with a perfect little house and not a care in the world. Then they brought home Marly, a wiggly yellow furball or a puppy. Life would never be the same.
Marly quickly grew into an uncontrollable 97 pound steamroller of a labrador retriever. Expelled from obedience school, even the tranquillisers prescribed by the vet couldent stop him......

whats more the movie of it will be out in 2008!!

my mumys not sure if this is the sort of thing you can put in a diary entry but i hope its ok after all it is a book about dogs right?

GO ME!!!!!!!!

GO WILLOW AHA GO WILLOW!!!!!!!!
I have sucsessfully KILLED an Alion! I HAVE THE POWER!!! well i think i do...











also i've got music on my page now! pup-mail me what you think! does this track suit me perfectly??!!

vacum

my mummy has a pet alion! its the only alion that isent evil! its one of my best frends! she says evryone has one! she has called hers THE VACUM
it sucks up air and durt and she feeds it on the carpet! but the other day she fed it on ME! it was lovely! it sucked up all the dirt on my fur! you shoud give it a try! (note: not recomended for small dogs

waaaaaaaaa

i lost my ball WAAAAAAAAAAA *sniff* *sniff*