Zee Costumes that meine Mutter makes us wear

This ist Herr Butters Von Wienerhausen. I haft to use zeez forum to deezcuss warum I have to leeve with zee puppy, Rigby. Zere are many reasons for me not to like her, however, zee best reason ist that Mutter makes us wear matching costumes. Eef I wear zee blue sweater, or zee blue t-shirt, zen she makes Rigby wear zee pink sweater or zee pink t-shirt. It ist stupid and annoying. Wenn we walk down zee street, zee other dogs look at me like Ich bin ein sissy boy. Und Rigby laughs at me.