Me, Luna and Mom: Three's Company

So.
Dad is on the boat right now or so Mom says. That makes me man of the house. That menas I have a lot of work to do. I have to inspect and protect. I have to warn of everyone who approaches our building, or even parks in the lot. I have to keep Luna in line.... which is pretty diffcult by itself. I have to make sure Mom eats and sleeps and does her homework. I have to keep Luna in line. Did I mentio watching Luna? Yeah, that takes up most of my time.
Mom says we are going to Doggie Day Camp tomorrow. That's pretty sweet.
I guess I have to learn to quiet down after 8. No running anymore. That's poopy, but whatever. I'd rather people-watch anyways.
The vet said I have elbow displaysia in my front legs and that's why they hurt sometimes. Now, Mom gives me a weird pill everyday with breakfast. It makes it not hurt so much, but I'd rather just be able to run all the time without it. Mom says I should grow out of it. Let's hope sometime soon.
Otherwise...... this whole chasing Luna thing is gonna get out of control.