March 1st 2005 6:39 am
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What did I do to deserve this treatment?!?!?!? All I did was be loyal to them and you know what they did? They gave me a....bath! I hate baths! There pointless because right after the bath I go and rub my self on the carpet and roll around outside! I thought that would teach them the first time to never give me a bath but no... they keep giving me baths! And you know what else?!?! They only give me 2 treats!!!! Man I should be getting like 5 or 9 or something! Gr...

-The Wet Dog, Cooper